Let me start by saying that I don't want you to go out, get poster board and do a mock science project. Its just a question folks! How long does it take you to P?
This is how long it takes me:
56 seconds and this includes washing my hands. Me being the dork I am, put something in the microwave for 3 1/2 minutes. As soon as I shut the microwave door I start hopping around my kitchen. My legs were crossed and my face had that "I need to fucking p" look on it. Now, at this point I should have told myself "you are an adult go the bathroom already". But NO, I had to take my meal out and stir it and then put back in for another minute, there is no freaking time. I looked at the microwave at it had 1:54 seconds remaining. So like all women my age I challenged myself. Could I P in 1:54, I wish I was joking when I said I laughed all the way to the bathroom. Laughing so hard, I am lucky I didn't P on myself. When I got back to kitchen the clock said :58.
I was so excited I did the "I am awesome dance" right there in my kitchen. I screamed Yes, like I just made the last TX touchdown to beat OU. Next challenge can I open the microwave door right before the beep but still on the 0. UHHHHH not so much. Here is where I look around my empty kitchen to make sure Mc Kitchen Ghost isn't watching.
The point, I'm a dork.
Side Note: 100th post but talking about 100th post will actually be 101th post. Damn I crack myself up, seriously.
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