That's right for $24.00 you too can have a New Hello Kitty Vibrating Shoulder Massager
It comes in all colors, so please don't act like you are shocked that I chose pink.
Now for the fun part: The Description (no joke)
Almost five years have passed since we last saw the mythical Hello Kitty Vibrator, a vibrating pink toy great for massaging away the day's stress. J-List is happy to annouce the glorious return of the official Hello Kitty Massager in its great new form, in six colors. This new Sanrio product features Japan's most famous feline dressed in a horse (Weird and WTF) "kigurumi" (full head and body costume) with a cute oversized head, a petite( just threw up in my mouth), stick like body and 7 (seriously you fuckers are weird) small rounded studs that are located at the bottom. Blah Blah Blah has a keychain snap it on a backpack, oh and this is a great piece of rare japanese cute culture that is a must have for all Japanophiles (WWTTFF).
Bottom line this is a vibrator, if it was a shoulder massager it wouldn't be under ADULT TOYS.
People are standing by while Hello Kitty is being violated and its wrong.
I think Japan sex culture is weird, and I am not afraid to say it. I don't understand why they want to screw adult size precious moment dolls but they do. It's called Anime and its weird. People screwing cartoon characters. UHHHHH okay. How does a japanese wife compete with that for role play.
Side Note: This blog does not promote cartoon porn. However if you are a cartoon screwing, Japonophiles, thanks for stopping in to say hi!
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