1. I got a new job.........and its awesome
2. The person that jumped me was a girl
3. Thanksgiving this year is going to be like ole' times. TX vs A&M
4. I sang Baby Got Bank and Ice Ice Baby at Karoke Hell this week.
5. I nixed the stained concrete and am now moving on to Carpetville
6. I learned new slang words for masturbation, look for WTF
7. I think I am turing into an olive and it sucks
8. Yes its that time, and my boobs have been in my hands all week
9. No not that time, just handle my boobs time.
10. Best thing about winter, getting a new pink sweatsuit, JUICY.
Side Note: I dare you to go to Google Images and type in Masturbation. That pic was almost the monkey. lol.
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