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Single white female looking for Single Mute Male.
About me, I am 5'1 1/2, hazel eyes, cute, smart talented, outgoing and funny.
You be- hot, above 6' feet not 6 inches, rich, nice dresser and most importantly a mute. Yes that's right a MUTE. I am tired of the same old bar scene and the blah, blah, blah of most men these days. If you are hot and Mute you are the guy for me. No conversation needed! Just sit there and look hot, pay for my meal and shut the fuck up.
If this ad interests you please respond with a pic. Thanks, Jag!
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I am telling you right now. If i ever posted an ad on craigslist that would be my ad, no freaking joke. I really hate the personals side of craigslist, I think it, in itself is an everyday home wrecker. I do however love to read the best of craigslist when I get bored. So for today's tin truths I give you.
Tin Truths about the men on craigslist.
1. 98% of them cant see their penis
2. Most of them eat people
3. All of them will say they are single, most are married
4. They are not the person in the picture, that person is their uncle, minister someone.
5. This is for the men- "women don't want to see your ugly ass penis" oh crooked one
6. If the their ad has the word normal in it, they rode the short bus
7. If they say they are 30 they are really 45
8. If they say they are 40 they are really 55
9. If they want to offer you a massage they are closet gay and they want to be..........well u know
10. Bottom line if they are on craigslist looking for sex, something is wrong with them.
Side Note: If you or someone you know would like me to write a craigslist ad, I will offer my services for $25 an hour. I am a writer!
Side Note 2: Yes, it's pink duct tape.
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