1. I kill plants
2. Words with lines through them make me throw up in my mouth
3. I have never read a Jane Austen book, but I want too
4. I can't stop touching my boobs today and I like it
5. I am 5'1 and a half
5. Cilantro smells like Stink Bug and I hate it
6. I haven't had alcohol in over a week, sad I know
7. I have downed a bottle of Nyquil since Saturday
8. I have decided to start wearing panties again
9. I freaking hate Bank of America
10. I am having a serious craving for Fruity Pebbles
Side Note: No, I am not pregnant
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