WTF? Maybe if we told our children to smoke Marijuana

then they would eat their vegetables. Okay, I don't really think we should tell our children to smoke pot. But my brain always thinks about the weirdest things. This time I started wondering when kids started disliking vegetables. Me personally I love vegetables now, but I do remember as a kid not liking them at all. My son who is 13 ONLY eats- corn, green beans and potatoes. I am convinced that life wasn't always like this. 

My theory is that we tell our kids they can't drink, smoke or have sex. Shockcity these are the first things they can't wait to try. Yet from elementary up they are told to eat there damn vegetables, and that clearly isn't happening. So from here on out, I think we should tell them vegetables are crap, they taste like shit and they do nothing for your body. Damn, why didn't i think of this 13 years ago.

Side Note: I know what day it is and Tin Truths is coming.