1. I have considered throwing both my cats out the door today!
2. I am missing a friend even though she did me wrong.
3. I have been having weird dreams about pudding pops.
4. I need a new toy.
5. I have 17 bottles of Mr. Bubble on my counter.
6. I hope she's ugly.
7. I am getting rid of everything.
8. My comeback is going to be big.
9. Its so freaking cold right now my nipples hurt.
10. I CANT WAIT TO MOVE!!!!!
Side Note: I am not suzy freaking homemaker, so....if anyone knows how to make good homeade pudding pops help a girl out.
Side Note 2: Shame on you for even thinking that fat girl comment. They make Sugar Free Pudding you know!