Tin Truths 34

1. I have considered throwing both my cats out the door today!
2. I am missing a friend even though she did me wrong.
3. I have been having weird dreams about pudding pops.
4. I need a new toy. 
5. I have 17 bottles of Mr. Bubble on my counter.
6. I hope she's ugly.
7. I am getting rid of everything.
8. My comeback is going to be big.
9. Its so freaking cold right now my nipples hurt.

Side Note: I am not suzy freaking homemaker, so....if anyone knows how to make good homeade pudding pops help a girl out. 

Side Note 2: Shame on you for even thinking that fat girl comment. They make Sugar Free Pudding you know!


Veronica Vaughn said...

My Gma is a WW member and consultant. When I was younger she forced me to try all her low fat and healthy meals.

These I LOVED and still get her to make for me every now and then.

Try em', you'll like em'.

Banana Pudding Pops

1 envelope (four 1/2-cup serving size) reduced-cal instant vanilla pudding mix

2 cups skim milk

2 banana - peeled and cut - into 4 chunks each

Prepare pudding with milk, following package directions. Push 1 wooden ice-cream stick into each banana chunk; place each one in a 5 oz. drinking cup. Pour pudding into cup, filling each 2/3 full.

Freeze at least 4 hours.

Serving Size : 8

WW Points:1 pt.

just a girl... said...

Wow! Awesome. I love these things and I haven't heard of that one. I love dwlz.com because there is lots of good stuff on there. and ya some of it actually taste good.

Scott said...

I hope #3 & #4 are mutually exclusive, otherwise your nips (#9) aren't going to be the only parts hurting from the cold!

#6 - I'm sure she is. We all have our faults, here's hoping her faults show more than most of ours.

#5 - you hoping to put them all together and form a life size Mr Bubble? You don't want a real man in your bath calling himself Mr Bubble, 'cause all he will do is fart under water and giggle each time they make bubbles. No one wants to bathe with the real Mr Bubble.

::kacy:: said...

i love your truths :)

Green-Eyed Momster said...

"I am missing a friend even though she did me wrong." Me too! I'm so sorry. I know it hurts.

Buy yogurt and freeze it. That's my tip for the day.


Wil said...

So it looks like you've given up on that Twitter thing too then huh? LOL

Wil Harrison.com

g-man said...

Sorry no fat girl jokes, but I was thinking about making a pudding pop toy ;)

Anonymous said...

#6. Maybe not ugly...but definitely homely.