Yeah so I couldn't resist, so what!
My mind is full of beyond randomness this week.
-3 little girls were swimming in the pool last week. 2 were about 6 and they were whispering about the rules of being a mermaid. ie. never let them see your tail. It was too cute but the best part was when the little 3 year old kept saying what because she couldn't hear them. Finally she just says "hey mermaids, sometimes I pee in the pool." laughed my ass off.
-still at 0. However now I have a plan!
-I am somewhat starting to get tan. I could live in the water.
-Going to a Pimp's and Ho's party this weekend. This should be interesting!