1. Last night I had sex with a vampire. (dreams count!!!)
2. Forbidden jungle might be my new favorite drink.
3. I can read over 800 wpm, yes I am awesome!
4. I decided to let god back in my life, not as deep as it sounds.
5. I still need SEX!
6. Forgive me lord, for I am going to sin!
7. I think one spoon of ice cream is enough!
8. I wish I could live on cereal and not get fat.
9. I saw the face of a 1 night stand from 7 yrs ago last night, uhh!
10. I wish I had 50 of the "The Shack" books, I want to give one to everybody.