Just a Text

We all have one of those friends, who cracks us up. Here is our text from Wednesday. I am M and she is W, creative I know. Can you say stealth mode (insert me cracking up here).

W: Do you think people are looking at me because they know I have a roll?
M: Lol no

W: Maybe they want a bite of my muffins top!
M: That sounds dirty

W: Maybe because im a dirty little (fat) slut. Ewww bite my muffin!
M: Please stop u r making my fat hurt

W: Hey! Im bringing muffins back. Yeah! 
M: Why does it always have to be about u blueberry girl

W: What can I say, fat people are jolly.
M: ho ho ho

W: Oh you want to whip out the fat names you big bowl of jelly! Come on laugh lets see you jiggle!
M: I thought you were going to say don't make me whip out my banana. So I will see your jelly and raise you one Pillsbury.

W: I feel like that dinosaur with short arms when im trying to reach around my fat
M: Is it because of the fat arms or because you secretly want to eat people

W: Listen maybe you can help me pick out some sumo panties that don't make me look so fat.
M: I am so getting sumopanties.com

W: Some people just sat near me, I think they can sense my fat under my tarp.
M: Is this circus code?

W: I mean maybe we should just "roll" with it.
M: Lmfao

Side Note: NO, we aren't making fun of fat people. We both need to lose weight.

Side Note 2: Further more if this offended you, get over it. Its not about you!

Side Note 3: Side note much?


RPM said...


::kacy:: said...

hilarious :)

whoissecretdubai said...

a humble request...(for anyone not allowing this post through--not spam--)

Anyone happen to know who Secret Dubai (the blogger: secretdubai.blogspot.com) is?


Jormengrund said...

How about some Pillsbury Sumo Panties in a convenient eay-to-snack on can!

Now that's having your cake (or muffin) and eating it too!

Loved the post JAG!

NucMEd is Hot said...

"Bite my muffin"

That is some funny shit

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...


Heather said...

Some days I need a good laugh. Thanks. =)
It's funny the stuff you can text to people, that's funnier when it's texted, rather than if you were talking out loud.

Danielle-lee said...

lololololol! I love it!

Ken said...

K to M bring that roll over here baby!

THE Stephanie said...

That was hilarious. Sounds like the texts between me and my BFF - minus the fat. lol

PS if you haven't gotten sumopanties.com, I'm going to... LOL