Just a Text

We all have one of those friends, who cracks us up. Here is our text from Wednesday. I am M and she is W, creative I know. Can you say stealth mode (insert me cracking up here).

W: Do you think people are looking at me because they know I have a roll?

M: Lol no

W: Maybe they want a bite of my muffins top!

M: That sounds dirty

W: Maybe because im a dirty little (fat) slut. Ewww bite my muffin!

M: Please stop u r making my fat hurt

W: Hey! Im bringing muffins back. Yeah! 

M: Why does it always have to be about u blueberry girl

W: What can I say, fat people are jolly.

M: ho ho ho

W: Oh you want to whip out the fat names you big bowl of jelly! Come on laugh lets see you jiggle!

M: I thought you were going to say don't make me whip out my banana. So I will see your jelly and raise you one Pillsbury.

W: I feel like that dinosaur with short arms when im trying to reach around my fat

M: Is it because of the fat arms or because you secretly want to eat people

W: Listen maybe you can help me pick out some sumo panties that don't make me look so fat.

M: I am so getting sumopanties.com

W: Some people just sat near me, I think they can sense my fat under my tarp.

M: Is this circus code?

W: I mean maybe we should just "roll" with it.

M: Lmfao

Side Note: NO, we aren't making fun of fat people. We both need to lose weight.

Side Note 2: Further more if this offended you, get over it. Its not about you!

Side Note 3: Side note much?