1. I finished my dream office and its looks amazing
2. I am the only person I know who can gain weight dieting, WTF.
3. I am going to start doing reviews for a sex toy site, go figure.
4. My favorite dish on Thanksgiving is my mom's stuffing
5. In 24 hours my Christmas lights will be up.
6. I once had a turtle named Toby
7. That bastard wouldn't play with me so I gave him away.
8. I once had a duck named UD, Ugly Duckling
9. He got too big and my grandma made me give him away.
10. I freaking love pumpkin pie.
Side Note: Yes, the picture is of my finished dream office. The pic doesn't do it justice.