2.13.2009

I just have to know....



can lizards become rabid or rabies struck or whatever you call it. I know you guys think I must go to bed with lizard nightmares, but I don't. I actually like to watch them I just don't like it when they start acting like loonies. 

I was outside a few minutes ago and this lizard jumped from the table to a charcoal bag. Then he started moving his mouth really fast. Like he was talking, it was weird and I didn't like it. All I kept thinking is this rabies infested fucker better not jump on me. I then proceeded inside where I will stay until he founds a new area to terrorize. 

Side Note: Everyone enjoy your weekend.

8 comments:

Thinkinfyou said...

I think that's part of their mating ritual.Maybe there was a female lizard around,or you were just looking overly sexy that day!?!

C said...

I think he was telling you something, like the gecko on the insurance ad's...either way I am creped out.~C

Narm said...

Why did you not film this! Then we could have put subtitles to it.

Candice said...

Yes, I second the mating ritual. What he really said in lizzardo is..

"You is a fine piece of ass. Why don't I jump off the bag of charcoal and show you what I can do with my tongue. Catching flies is the least talented thing I can do, yo."

Ken said...

It a mime lizard, very rare and could be worth millions, better get out there and catch him. Put him in your bed room!

Carolina Girl said...

"can lizards become rabid or rabies struck or whatever you call it" Girl, you are hilarious!

RPM said...

C beat me to it. He was just trying to tell you how much money you could save by switching to Geico. He just forgot to turn his mic on.

Misplaced Country Girl said...

I've been thinking about that damn lizard since I read this post last weekend. I keep laughing about the thought of it moving it's mouth really fast. You're a better person than me because I probably would have stood out there and talked it. Proving yet again that I need to live in a group home.