To all the married people- Well you made it this far so I hope you go to sleep tonight in a big wet spot.
To all the newlyweds- Don't overdue it! You are going to have years of this bullshit. I hope you go to sleep in a big wet spot.
To all the couples- You will have the best Valentines of all, you are still in the testing stages. Therefore, I hope you don't go to bed in a wet spot.
To all the single people- We are the luckiest of them all. Tomorrow we will still be single. I hope you go to sleep in a big wet spot.
To Jag- I know when you woke up this morning and heard the conversation in the other room, it hurt a little. I am soooooo proud of you for not crying. You are way better off. We have such an exciting year ahead of us. I know tonight you wont go to bed in a big wet spot. So pull out that bad ass rabbit and think about all the other people that will. That is sure to do the trick.
Side Note: I hate Valentines Day. I always have, I think its overrated. My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving and I can't wait for November.
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LMAO
Love the shirt.
And I went to sleep LAST night in the wet spot. I'm a mortal male...can I have the night off?
I love it girl!! Happy VD!!!
Today is S.A.D.
Single awareness Day
Yes being single isn't all that bad. I too will go to bed wiyh out a wet spot (my choice also) But I did have lunch with a friend just so I did my part to make so ladys day!.
After twenty yrs. I am still. in love if the emotion is that. Wet spot or dry it is still the spot. I. miss the hunger for each other. I miss the THOUGHT of being wanted if even for a moment. Lifes a mother alone - a killer with someone. Make the moment and expect nothing. Time is the enemy and the foe.
i want that shirt
I sent you a shout out, simply for encouraging people to sleep in a wet spot.
Fuck 'em all...
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday too!
Hahaa, hilarious! I too, do not enjoy Valentines Day. Even though I'm married, I'm glad that we don't celebrate it. I look forward to Thanksgiving also!
That t-shirt is awesome!
Gooooooooooooo RABBIT! ;-)
So I've been out of town for almost a week, and my reader is out of control. BUT this made me laugh! Soooo sooo sooo much, that I wish I had checked in while I was gone.
thanks!
I came across your blog and was reading this Valentine's Day post. Great post. And I love this shirt and want one. LOL.
The Constant Complainer
Cleveland
Man, that's great.
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