2.14.2009

Valentines Day Shout Outs



To all the married people- Well you made it this far so I hope you go to sleep tonight in a big wet spot. 

To all the newlyweds- Don't overdue it! You are going to have years of this bullshit. I hope you go to sleep in a big wet spot.

To all the couples- You will have the best Valentines of all, you are still in the testing stages. Therefore, I hope you don't go to bed in a wet spot. 

To all the single people- We are the luckiest of them all. Tomorrow we will still be single. I hope you go to sleep in a big wet spot.

To Jag- I know when you woke up this morning and heard the conversation  in the other room, it hurt a little. I am soooooo proud of you for not crying. You are way better off. We have such an exciting year ahead of us. I know tonight you wont go to bed in a big wet spot. So pull out that bad ass rabbit and think about all the other people that will. That is sure to do the trick.

Side Note: I hate Valentines Day. I always have, I think its overrated. My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving and I can't wait for November.

GO AHEAD SEND A SHOUT OUT
SEND IT TO ANYONE
JUST SEND ONE.

13 comments:

Halftime Lessons said...

LMAO
Love the shirt.

And I went to sleep LAST night in the wet spot. I'm a mortal male...can I have the night off?

*Just Jen* said...

I love it girl!! Happy VD!!!

Muse said...

Today is S.A.D.
Single awareness Day

Ken said...

Yes being single isn't all that bad. I too will go to bed wiyh out a wet spot (my choice also) But I did have lunch with a friend just so I did my part to make so ladys day!.

LandShark 5150 said...

After twenty yrs. I am still. in love if the emotion is that. Wet spot or dry it is still the spot. I. miss the hunger for each other. I miss the THOUGHT of being wanted if even for a moment. Lifes a mother alone - a killer with someone. Make the moment and expect nothing. Time is the enemy and the foe.

Jaime said...

i want that shirt

Brad said...

I sent you a shout out, simply for encouraging people to sleep in a wet spot.

Fuck 'em all...

Heather said...

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday too!

Steph C said...

Hahaa, hilarious! I too, do not enjoy Valentines Day. Even though I'm married, I'm glad that we don't celebrate it. I look forward to Thanksgiving also!

Big Pissy said...

That t-shirt is awesome!

Gooooooooooooo RABBIT! ;-)

Single Girl said...

So I've been out of town for almost a week, and my reader is out of control. BUT this made me laugh! Soooo sooo sooo much, that I wish I had checked in while I was gone.

thanks!

The Constant Complainer said...

I came across your blog and was reading this Valentine's Day post. Great post. And I love this shirt and want one. LOL.

The Constant Complainer
Cleveland

AnObiter said...

Man, that's great.