Is it weird that.............
I keep singing "if you like it then you better put a ring on it"
When I go to sleep I play guitar hero in my head
When I am in the bathroom and busy, that sometimes I have to check for snakes coming from the sewer
I have lengthy conversations with myself
After a night of drinking I can see better
I still crave mashed potatoes with lemon juice
I can chug Red Bull
I tried a few days ago to lick my elbow for like 7 minutes, all cause someone said you couldn't
Side Note: Yes I ordered those darts and no they aren't here yet