11.14.2008

Tween Word of the Day #2


Ankle Spanker

A man who owns a very large penis, or has very short legs and an average size penis.

Phrase:
Ow! Youre not stepping on my toes. Thats my ankle spanker.

Side Note: See WTF below to get the  just of it. AND who the fuck made up that dumb ass phrase, get the just of it. hmm.

17 comments:

Ken said...

That is a strange saying.

Side note that was me sorry... but it was a good idea at the time...lol

Midlife Slices said...

I always thought it was "get the jest of it". It makes a little more sense that way. But I have to say I've never heard of an ankle spanker until now. I learn something new everyday via the blogosphere. :)

Midlife Slices said...

o.k. when in doubt....google. It's actually "get the gist of it" and gist means the essential part of something. I DID learn something new today. YIPPEE

Jormengrund said...

I've gotta remember this quote..

Hey! Leave my ankle spanker alone!

lol

wakefield said...

Thanks for the comment. Great blog. lol.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Is that phrase related to the ankle biter?

Carmen said...

OK... I just heard ankle slapper on Numb3rs... which apparently is a surfing slang...

Not to be confused with ankle spanker apparently.

Yesterday a kid (aka college student) answered his phone outside my office and said "that would be sketch". Can you ask your son if "sketch" is cool since all of us 30somethings at work are perplexed. We just don't speak their language.

RPM said...

Reminds me of an old joke. Two guys standing on the side of a bridge taking a leak.

Guy 1: Man, that water's COLD!

Guy 2: Yep, and it's DEEP too!

houstonmacbro said...

Hmmm ... so if it doesn't actually reach the ankles would it still be an ankle spanker? Mine doesn't quite reach that far.

Heather said...

I guess having a penis long enough to bump up against your ankles is the dream of tween boys? Honestly, I would thank that would be pretty inconvenient. I'm not a guy, but it would seem like having your junk fit in your underwear keeps it kind of protected. Also, you'd piss on your shoes like every time you had to take a leak.

Misplaced Country Girl said...

I don't even know what to say about this post and the previous post! Guess you learn something new everyday!

g-man said...

LOL @ rpm, that one recently came loose from my memory some time last week. I forget what triggered it, but I had to laugh.

Ankle spanker sure would make taking a leak interesting.

I wanted to get a tattoo on my calf of a rooster with a noose around its neck. That way I could say I had a cock that was hangin' below my knees.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

And now, let the Google search results flow in!!!

And...Good Lord! It's a Tween word? As in tweens are using it? Ack!

Crazy Lady said...

Hey lady! What is the story on the swap?

Truth Is A Weapon said...

I love new slang it always amazes me the things that culture comes up with. It is so odd how slang can be creative and original but also detrimental to the way we speak and write as well. None the less, this was hilarious and RPM your joke was a classic

Broke But Still Drinking said...

How about?

"Get off the street. No. Seriously, get the hell off the street."

And then they kick you as if that will get you moving quicker.

TracieCarlton said...

Hey, havent heard from you in a while... are you turning into me??

Can't wait for the swap... holla!