Best Blonde Joke Ever!!!!!!!!!

A friend of mine sent this to me and I love it, love it, love it!

Q: How do you get a Blonde to break her nose?

A: Put a dick under a glass table!!


Chris@Maugeritaville said...

You could probably break her index finger at the same time if you time it just right.

Funnyrunner said...

LLOL!!! I am still laughing here. omg. that's a riot.

hey, lady. thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm so glad you did so I could check yours out.... :)

Anonymous said...

WOOT! I think I just sharted!

Heff said...

Classy. Like the new look also.

starbender said...

Why don't polish women give b-jobs?

cuz the vibrator chips thier teeth!


Ken said...

Okay here's mine.
A blondes house catches fire, She calls the fire dept. "My house is on fire, come put it out"

Fire dept. "How do we get there?"

Blonde "Hello in the big red truck!"

Mia Dickinson said...

I love blonde jokes. There the best after Essex Girl jokes.

Silicone Alley said...

I had to put that adult content consent thing on the bloggy blog bc some bitch reported my blog as "inappropraite material"!!!

Pffftt...Do you believe that shit! Me be fucking inappropraite?! ;)

Narm said...

No wonder blondes have more fun.

Anonymous said...

Ha..ha...I almost spit on my screen!

Denney Crane said...

Do you happen to work for the State of TX general services commission?

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Brittany said...

LMFAO! Awesome!

just a girl... said...

Chris- I don't know you that well yet, but I already love you.

Funny- Thanks glad I met ya look foward to reading your blog.

Mad- Only thing that with of been better then comment, was if you added in my pants. WELCOME.

Heff- No new look, but thanks. Rock on mister

Suze- i can relate I spit out too when I read it. Love that joke.

Denney-No I am in Telecom. I am in Austin.

Narm-You are the master thanks for stopping by.

Silicone- Thats sucks I am surprised i havent been flagged yet.

Star- The truth is that I am an airhead and I had to read that comment twice.

Ken-Love that, I can always count on you.

Mia-Now I have to google essex!!!!!! lol.

Sassy Pants Freckle Face said...

Yep, almost peeded my pants,..so fricken funny!!!

Deva84 said...

OMG!!! still can't stop laughing!!!!