9.09.2008

Damn I am good....



No for real, I am good. I am so freaking awesome that sometimes I think its sad that the only person that thinks I am so freaking awesome, is awesome fucking me. WoofreakingHoo. Wow that sounded really jaded, hmmmmm probably because I am jaded. Okay let's see if I can turn this post around (you all know how I feel about deleting a thought that was meant to be).

Damn I am good, Take 2: I won a contest, yes little ol' me. I have to tell you I am super stoked (no not stoned) stoked. So Mrs. Danielle-Lee had a PIF contest. Okay fine, it stands for Pay It Forward. Anyhow I won it, I really, really, won it. I wish I could tell you that I wrote some great short story, or that I did some great deed. But that just isn't the case. I won because I am fucking lucky, and I am damn proud of it.

Because I am so competitive and because you bastards failed miserably on the lottery gig back in July. I decided I would give you a chance to redeem yourself.

What you have to do- Simple, tell me one thing you would buy me if YOU won the lottery. Creativity can affect drawing method. I will pick a winner next Monday, For the dumb people 8/15/08.

What's in it for you- A prize. HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA I really crack myself up. But for real, there is a prize. So have at it.

Side Note: If your creative mind thinks up a BS answer today.... you can enter more than once.

Side Note 2: My contest is called PIF 3

36 comments:

Ken said...

Oh JAG, If I won that kind of money
I would buy you the biggest pinkest house I could find! I know its not the best answer but its 3:45 in the damn morning! I will come back and play again!

Lynn - the piggy bank painter said...

I haven't been reading your blog that long and don't really know you, so I think I would just give you a big chunk of money and let you buy what you want. If I think of something, I'll be back.

Jobee said...

Just a girl - you are really awesome as you are 1st person to comment on my blog.... As they say here in Crapsville - I could kiss you with both my lips!!

I would buy you a long weekend in Rome with the butler and topless birds and maybe a pizza followed by tasteful dessert eaten in the bath.

American in Norway said...

I would pay for you & your mom to go to Italy for 14 days...(need a little time to get over the jet lag...) Where you would be treated to a day at the spa where you could have your hair dyed pink...

Tiffany said...

I would totally buy you a giant statue of a freaky ass eyeball. I know you love me. LOL

3D said...

"I will pick a winner next Monday, For the dumb people 8/15/08."


And for the even dumber people, Monday is actually "9"/15'08... heehee.

So if I win the lottery, I will buy you a calender - I am super generous like that (bwahaahaa).

NucMEd is Hot said...

The cabanna boy. I will buy you the cabanna boy to serve you drink while you lounge.

That's my gift to you!

NucMEd is Hot said...

My bad it was the butler I promised to buy you yesterday, not the cabanna boy, but the butler!

Danielle-lee said...

Thanks for the blog love! :) I appreciate it!
Uhhh, I gotta point this out: Monday is 9/15. LOL!!!! You make me giggle!

Let's see. I would buy you a year's supply of red bull and daisies. Just to prove that I read people's 'About me' stuff.
I'm not very smartass-y today, am I? FAIL.
And can I really win your contest, since you won mine? FAIL.

Dan da Man said...

I wouldnt buy you anything i would give you all the money because your tin truths are so awesome

just a girl... said...

Holy Shit we have an imposter. Dan is that you or was your computer overtaken by aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad said...

JAG, after reading your comment on my site, I went ahead and bought you some Paxil.

You can thank me in the morning.

Jormengrund said...

JAG, just for you because of your comment from TNO's Blog:

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car.

The nurse asks him,”Charlie what are you doing?” And Charlie replies, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, Well Charlie, how you doing?” Charlie says, “I just got into Chicago” Great,” replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie’s room and goes across the hall into Bob’s room and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

With surprise she asks, “Bob what are you doing!” Bob says… “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife while he’s in Chicago!”

just a girl... said...

jormen If I knew panties was going to get you guys that excited I would've commented that months ago. That joke is freaking hilarious, and if you really want to get a rise, you can read about the topless ladys bathing me yesterday. You guys are too freaking funny

The Nemesing One said...

Just a Girl - I would buy you a full body black leather bondage outfit and then spend a week showing you how to use it properly.

Or maybe just a box of chocolates and some daisy's and maybe ask you out on a date, you know if you want to and you're not too busy or anything.

Leslie said...

Life long box seat season tickets to Texas Longhorn Football. And a Hello Kitty Vibrator.

Ken said...

Hey I see my pet name for you is catching on! Can I get a kick back on that or what!

I found the house for you and am getting bids on getting it painted PINK. and I bet you will never guess where its at!

Trixie said...

Ummm... I'd buy you a lottery ticket hopefully you winning your own million?

Carolina Girl said...

Hey girl! Thanks for visiting my blog! At first I thought you were my friend Shannon - she is also "Just a Girl." How funny!! I looking forward to reading your posts! :)

Oh and PS I would buy you sushi for life - cause that's how I ROLL!!! (Get it?? Roll?? Oh nevermind.) lol

Shannon said...

It's your "twin" here,but you can call me Shannon. I would buy you "Upstairs at Eric's" on CD b/c you obviousley can't listen to "In my Room" on that crappy old cassette anymore (I hope you got all that or I will feel really dumb!)

Patrice said...

Ha! This cracked me up!!! "No, not stoned, stoked!"
LOL!! You are too funny! And I LOVE that you say woofreakinghoo! That is like my favorite line! LOVE IT!
Anyway, I'll try to think of something creative, but it's really late right now and I can't think straight, so maybe later!

Midlife Slices said...

I'm probably too late but I left here yesterday with the intent to think about what I'd buy you, and completely forgot to come back. That's what happens when you get my age. Ha!
But for the record, I'd buy you....pink.gerber daisies.little things in life.poker.sushi.down comforters. cold.silver.milk.pillows.happy endings.white.fairies.black.dancing.music.cotton.corn.hello kitty.my mom.red bull.dirty martini's.backyards.beach.bbq's not bbq.vegas.big dipper.la la's.footloose on saturday's.el norteno. crushed ice.loyalty.kissing.cute.stubborn.lip gloss.cherry jolly ranchers.

Ken said...

Okay, Midlife Slices is a butt kisser! lol. She should be given a foul. I hope she wins and the prize is a date with JAG..... wait then I want to win.. She's cheating!

Dan da Man said...

No its me i think being off my meds has made me kinda crazy do you mind?

Jormengrund said...

you know, after thinking this through, I'd only buy you one thing...

Someone else to do all the work for you, so that you could spend your time blogging with us all!

for a different kind of girl said...

I'm new'ish and still learning. I'd have to ask you what you want!

LizB said...

Hey, thanks for visiting my blog. I don't know you that well yet, but hell, if I won the lottery, I'd buy you a pink SmartCar so you and your mom could take a fun, but fuel-efficient, road trip to the sunny beaches of Southern California. :)

weesle909 said...

I'd buy you a lottery ticket so you can win your own damn prize.

Just kidding.

I'd buy you five tickets.

(Is there a prize for meanest answer? If so, I think I bagged it.)

Midlife Slices said...

O.k. I see Ken is a butt kicker. I hope he wins and his prize is a date with..{I have nothing witty to insert here so use your imagination}. He's a butt licker uh er I mean butt kicker. no fair. *wink*

Danielle-lee said...

Midlife slices is not a buttkisser! She just reads people's 'About me' section, just like me!!
PS. I need your address if you want me to send you your prize!!

RPM said...

First I'd have to invite you to a tiny place called The Seaspray Hotel in Placencia, Belize. The cabanas are 30 feet from the Carribean.

Oh, and I'd buy your son a Norelco BodyGroom. shaveeverywhere.com
Nothing freaky I promise.

The savings in TP will pay for the thing inside of a year!

abbagirl74 said...

I would buy you a tree.

Denney Crane said...

If I won the lottery, I would pay for your therapy. It seems to be working...

just a girl... said...

33 comments woohoo keep them coming oh and ass kissing is alowed LMAO

Real Live Lesbian said...

I would buy you a REAL pink pony. Seriously. We have them here in TN.

Oh, and a pink barn to put her in. And a big pink pony brush. And a boy pink pony so you can have baby pink ponies.

There. How's that for kissing your ass?

Ken said...

Yea, well RLL, I'm gettin her a pink house. i didn't see no pink house in your list! She don't want to live in no barn no matter what color it is, so there! lol