9.29.2008

MIWLTF




Next time I will ask these 5 questions before I get in the sack

1. Are you a Scorpio?
2. Have you ever posted your penis on craigslist?
3. Are your hands warm or cold usually?
4. Are you on medication?
5. Do you like Pink?

Bottom line for a Taurus, Scorpio's are only good for one thing. I have the hands of a dead person, freakishly cold. However, because of my mom I am a strong believer in warm hands cold heart, cold hands warm heart. X had hands from hell, why don't we ever listen to our MOM's!

Side Note: The M in MIWLTF does not stand for MOM.........

Side Note 2: That gun is a Taurus, who would've thought!

28 comments:

Narm said...

Gross - Craigs List? I stick with eBay. Buy it now, Baby.

Orion said...

Fox pecker pink sure is a nice shade on a gun of that size...

Ken said...

1.) Nope, Gemini (twice the fun ...hint, hint.
2.) No, should I ?
3.) Yes
4.) Not any more
5.) YEP!!, Its my stalkies favorite color! (and she is hot PINK)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

did he offer the penis for money or was he giving it away on craigslist?

Ken said...

Wait a second?
MIWLTF
Moms I Would like to fu...oh the "M" doesn't stand for Mom...
Hummmm
Music I Would Like To Frame?

My Inlaw Would Love These Flowers?

Money Is Worth Less thursday & Friday?

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Ohhhhhhh I get it now....

just a girl... said...

narm havent you heard the ole why buy the milk when you get the cow for free. shit is that how it went. mom?

orion- fox pecker pink should sooooooo be the next crayola color

ken- #3?

queen- FREE baby FREE

ken-you are my favorite and you freaking crack me up

Tiffany said...

HAHA And what did you mean on my blog about dreaming of women? LOL

I like that gun. It's so cute. And I could totally hide it in my pocket. Just saying.

And why am I the only woman commentor? I figured I would get a few men reading my post about lesbians. Damn!

Dale said...

Pink bullets would really cap off the look.

NucMEd is Hot said...

You need a virgo my friend. With really cold hands!

Ken said...

#3 Yes my hands are warm or cold usualy. Sometime freezing.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Slick said...

What if I'm always holding on to my private parts?

I mean, that could be the only explanation I have seeing as how I have such a warm heart but my hands are always warm.

RPM said...

1. Aries
2. No
3. Warm
4. Yep, for cholesterol
5. All things in moderation

for a different kind of girl said...

I am deeply Scorpion!

Peter said...

Uh oh. I'm a scorpio.

Heather said...

I'm a Sag, sorry. But I'm married to my perfect counterpart, a Leo.

Aren't those CL penis pics HILARIOUS??? There's a guy around here who posts regularly and he is always wearing high heels, with suspiciously hairless legs...

ToughGirl101 said...

lol that's kind of weird... craigslist, really?

BloodRedRoses said...

Oh Craigs list how you entertain me... but for real, has that actually happened??

g-man said...

1. No, Taurus, like the gun. (I saw lots of pink guns at the gun show last week).

2. Craigslist, no. I had some nudes on an adult BBS once upon a time (back when there was only dial-up)

3. It varies. I have bi-polar hands.

4. Yes. for my cholesterol.

5. Depends on what it is that is pink ;)

My Inner Workings, Life Times Five?

Heather said...

I was born in Houston, how crazy is that?? Never been back though....

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