Yes folks that is how I roll. The PIF 3 contest was a huge success and I now have blog proof of what I will win, should any of you bastards win the lottery.
This consists of a big pink house, big chunk of money,a long weekend in rome w/butler and topless birds, italy for 14 days that includes a spa visit and my hair dyed pink, giant statue of a freaky ass eyeball, calendar, butler(yes popular), years supply of redbull and daises, all of someone's money, paxil, full body black leather bondage outfit, life long tickets to longhorn football and a hello kitty vibrator, lottery ticket, sushi for life, upstair's at eric's cd ( this one was one of my favorites), everything on my about me, pink smart car, 5 lottery tickets, A stay at The Seaspray Hotel and a norelcom bodygroom, a tree and last but not least a pink bark with a pink pony and a pink brush.
I am not a write numbers down and cut them up kind-of girl. So last night I came up with a system. I was going to write down all the names of the comments with item answers. Then I was going to multiply that number by 4 and divide by 7. So 21 answers, all in order, thank you very much. Multiplied by 4 comes out to 84 that divided by 7 is 12.
So there you have it, my lucky winner is LESLIE. And I just think that is hilarious because it really does fit me to a tee. So if LESLIE ever wins the lotto I will get Life Long Tickets to Longhorn Football and a Hello Kitty Vibrator. Woohoo that just rocks.
Side Note: This is your proof of permission to use my award picker formula # x 4 / 7 = winner.
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6 comments:
sorry, I messed that up. (note to self only do one thing at a time)
I will still buy you the PINK house if I win the loto, (thats how I roll) I guess I will have to start playing it.
But did you double check the numbers, I thought I had it locked in.
Yeehaw! I love to win.
I can't find your email address. Am I being punked?
How the heck am I supposed to compete with a vibrator?
What the shit? There is no way I could win when she was talking about a pink vibrator!! jeez.
And btw, I think I lost your email address, and maybe you did send me your mailing address, but I can't find it to send you YOUR PRIZE FROM MY CONTEST A F-ING MONTH AGO!! Please email me at dlwinkler(at)msn(dot)com.
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