OMG! Too freaking much. So remember how I just said that I won't step foot in the living room. Well when I finished my post right now, I got up to go get my shoes out of the roach room. When I walked in I had to crack up. I wondered why for the past hour there has been no sign of my two little kitty cats. Apparently I am not the only one in the house SCARED of human eating roaches. Apparently these roaches not only terrorize humans but they EAT kittens. My son took the two kittens, their food, water, cat box and toys all with him in his room to sleep last night. Too damn funny.
And here this whole time I was PRAYING that the kittens ate the damn thing. Shit, we are at square one.
Side Note: Not to mention the fact that I think my son said last night that the thing crawled over him. CRAWLED over him. Somebody get me out of here!
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In my 1st place there were some nasty bugs,.. later I found ot they were roaches,...I would walk around gagging,..until it did get taken care of. Really,they are the kings of nasty,.. poor kittens;)
I almost didn't even read this post because you had the word 'midgets'. But now I see it's only about human eating roaches...
yuck.. dont even get me started on roaches. i used to live in an apartment where roaches had come up thru the pipes from the apartment under mine.. it was like 3 weeks of hell having them scurrying everywhere when the lights came on..
OMG! I just got the HEEBIE JEEBIES when I read "crawled over him". YUCK!!!!
Ew.
Still hate bugs.
Ugh! Roaches are about the worst! Second only to earwigs. We get those.
Super gross!
I'm with you- we had an infestation of beatles in the bathroom. I really wanted to just burn th ewhole thing down- we have a gas station close by, it would have been ok.
I have gone all day with this damn thing in my house and I still can't find it. This so sucks. Oh and cracking up and all the comments.
eww eww and more eww!! all i have to say is borox. they sex it at the market and it kills shit.
what a cool blog you have!!! thank you for following my blog!!! i know we are going to get along swimmingly.
Aww hecks no!
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Chemical Warfare is the only solution..
aside from Nuking the neighbourhood..
and even then, the Roach, the Rat, and Keith Richards, will survive!!!
You need to trap it and destroy it before it morphs into the 10 foot version that chased Ripley around the space station. Kill it before it comes after you with those giant drooling jaws and the freaky little second set of jaws that shoot out..UGH!!
So Gross!!
Eh, could be worse...a LOT worse. ;)
But I won't creep you out with details of what could be worse...your imagination is probably already there anyway.
Thanks for the comments on my blog, it's nice to hear from you!
You know I would come down there and teach those kitten's the fine art of rouch control! You would be free from the little pest for ever. LMAO!
Girl you gotta get on that problem pronto!
Those little suckers will multiply like brush fire and then you will be in big trouble.
Good luck.
You can't help but to be tempted to squish the damn things when you see one...but on the other hand, I feel like when you do it, and then turn around - there is gonna be a big roach shaking its gnarly, stringy leg at you and saying "You shouldn't have done that".
So did you find the damn thing yet, or not?
Ms Salti- LOL no. and I am not even kidding when I say I have slept with the lights on in my room every night sense. I am actually starting to get used to it. I have even googled where do tree roaches hide. It will forever taunt and the worst thing is that I never saw it. MY SON did. so who freaking knows. MY mom keeps trying to tell me that its dead by now. I call bs that fucker is somewhere here stalking me from afar.
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