and if you are thinking something x-rated, then I know you don't read my blog. Now onto fortune cookies, I don't like them and I think they are a crock. Because of this I have sworn off all fortune cookies. What was that smartass, oh real funny. No Santa isn't next on my list, but for the record he better not piss me off.
Because I was feeling nice today I decided to give in to the cookie. And here is what the cookie said. "One must kiss a few frogs before Prince Charming comes along." Uh no shit, now you know why I hate fortune cookies. The only good thing that came out of today is yet again it was confirmed that I am a Princess.
Side Note: Yes I do have that Tiara charm.
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Well let me tell you something about forune cookies you do not know. If you put the words "In bed" behind any fortune in a cookie it will still make sense!
just thought you would like to know that.
What? how did I know this, hey I'm the answer guy!! LMAO!!
Well i can still think about x rated stuff
Here's my beef with fortune cookies - the fortunes are more like statements and the cookies are always stale. However, when I get a sporadic good fortune, I tend to hang onto it. I've used a few as blog post fodder!
(love that charm!!)
I don't like fortune cookies, mainly because they are served along with the check!
If they weren't so damn expensive, I might not mind as much!
Nothing X-rated about blow jobs is there?
TNO wins the perv award for being the first one to say BLOW JOB, although I am not surprised mister. BJ would be for bitter and jaded.
Love the tiara, screw the cookies, they stupid anyway.
Love the tiara, screw the cookies, they stupid anyway.
Tiaras and pink. Of course you are a princess!
Reading the comments, I was glad you explained what BJ stood for. I was unable (perhaps a bit unwilling) to put two and two together, so spelling it out saved me from those X rated thoughts.
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