Rock out with my Cock out
man that cracks me up and I love saying it. Yes, I am 34 and I just heard that the other day. Anywho I decided to make up a few of my own.
Makeout with my Snake out
Stroll out with my Pole out
a friend came up with
Shove out with my Love out
Hang out with my Wang out
Go ahead give me your best one. I am super excited over this post. Its just not fair that boys get to have all the fun and all the fun sayings. If I had a penis for a day I would just walk around and slap people with it. I think there is something wrong with me.
Side Note: Yes, I know I am dork. Little things people, little things.
Side Note 2: Ask your friends for there slang version too, it will get addicting. I have been walking around and making up sayings for two days. Cracking myself up right now.
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15 comments:
It,s hot out with me twat out or when I crash out with me gash out. Sorry
And when your hung like an elevator button like meself, I don't stick out with me dick out.
Pass out with my mass out??
would that be like falling asleep with one of those legendary 4 hour viagra boosts???
Check out with my pecker out?
Hit a bong with my hard on?
Ride a train with my main vein?
Stop me before I get sick of the Seuss-like repercussions here...
LMAO About dick slapping people. You're crazy. I would totally pee on something and spell my name if I had a dick for a day.
A guy I work with uses the term 'rock out with my cock out'. He also tells me had had some sort of infection in has ass in his earlier years, so I can't help but wonder where his cock 'rocked out at' and vice versa.
Jam out with my clam out
Please tell me this isn't the sex toy review...
This post (and the comments) cracked me up!
Thanks for the laugh! ;-)
I can't compete with my pete-r. I know but all the good ones were taken already lol
I had a blast using these this post on my husband this morning.
He is half asleep and I ask him....Honey, do you want to rock out with your cock out, or maybe just stroll out with your pole out and on and on and on.
Wow it is great to wake up in bed with your soul mate and both of you are laughing and crying at the same time.
Thanks kiddo and friends.
idamomb
I like to run out with my gun out?
I'm not a guy, so most of the terms I can think of for penis don't really rhyme with anything.
I am loving all of these and MOM you are cracking me up. Here are a few more.
Blog out with my Hog out
Leave out with my Beave out
Make a scene with my giant peen?
Enjoy a glass while I tap that ass with my meaty mass?
Fuck it. I suck at this.
a few more
stroll out with my troll out
break out with my steak out.
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