3.17.2009

I want too...........



Rock out with my Cock out

man that cracks me up and I love saying it. Yes, I am 34 and I just heard that the other day. Anywho I decided to make up a few of  my own.

Makeout with my Snake out
Stroll out with my Pole out

a friend came up with 

Shove out with my Love out
Hang out with my Wang out

Go ahead give me your best one. I am super excited over this post. Its just not fair that boys get to have all the fun and all the fun sayings. If I had a penis for a day I would just walk around and slap people with it. I think there is something wrong with me.

Side Note: Yes, I know I am dork. Little things people, little things.

Side Note 2: Ask your friends for there slang version too, it will get addicting. I have been walking around and making up sayings for two days. Cracking myself up right now.

15 comments:

LandShark 5150 said...

It,s hot out with me twat out or when I crash out with me gash out. Sorry

LandShark 5150 said...

And when your hung like an elevator button like meself, I don't stick out with me dick out.

Orion said...

Pass out with my mass out??

would that be like falling asleep with one of those legendary 4 hour viagra boosts???

Jormengrund said...

Check out with my pecker out?

Hit a bong with my hard on?

Ride a train with my main vein?

Stop me before I get sick of the Seuss-like repercussions here...

Tiffany said...

LMAO About dick slapping people. You're crazy. I would totally pee on something and spell my name if I had a dick for a day.

Cameron said...

A guy I work with uses the term 'rock out with my cock out'. He also tells me had had some sort of infection in has ass in his earlier years, so I can't help but wonder where his cock 'rocked out at' and vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Jam out with my clam out

RPM said...

Please tell me this isn't the sex toy review...

Big Pissy said...

This post (and the comments) cracked me up!

Thanks for the laugh! ;-)

Ken said...

I can't compete with my pete-r. I know but all the good ones were taken already lol

Anonymous said...

I had a blast using these this post on my husband this morning.

He is half asleep and I ask him....Honey, do you want to rock out with your cock out, or maybe just stroll out with your pole out and on and on and on.

Wow it is great to wake up in bed with your soul mate and both of you are laughing and crying at the same time.

Thanks kiddo and friends.

idamomb

Heather said...

I like to run out with my gun out?
I'm not a guy, so most of the terms I can think of for penis don't really rhyme with anything.

just a girl... said...

I am loving all of these and MOM you are cracking me up. Here are a few more.

Blog out with my Hog out
Leave out with my Beave out

Candice said...

Make a scene with my giant peen?

Enjoy a glass while I tap that ass with my meaty mass?

Fuck it. I suck at this.

just a girl... said...

a few more

stroll out with my troll out
break out with my steak out.