3.27.2009

Randomesque



I think its the rain or something but today has already been about as random as it could be at 10:33 am. 

I got up this morning early as hell and took my son to school. I decided I would get him one of those steak and egg burritos from jack-n-box. Lets talk about these things for a minute. I am not a big fast food girl, but these are so freaking good. Its eggs, tater tots and steak meat (think taco bell steak meat) all wrapped in a tortilla. I know this sounds crazy but if you haven't had one of these go get one. I am not sure why I did this to myself considering I am not eating food for 10 days. Although, I think the smell alone will carry me through the rest of today.

Then I came home and guess who was waiting for me at the door. I can tell you it wasn't some hot ass guy coming over to do dirty things to my body. damn! It was that freaking cat. Yes, the one that showed up and decided it was going to move in. The one I hate! The one that will be taken to the pound. Oh and save all your sad stories this cat is soooooooooo not my problem.

Next I decided I needed to venture into some porn this morning. I don't know why. Well I do know why, apparently I am a perverted freak who needs to watch sex so I don't forget how to do it. Actually there are times that I really enjoy watching porn. I wont spend a lot of time on this because "mom" reads you know. But today I had to crack up. Generally I like pretty porn, many pretty people. I don't want to watch nastyness and I prefer pretty basic stuff. Today I go to youporn. I didn't want to waste a lot of time so I went to top rated for the year. I clicked on one video called "on cloud nine". At first glance I thought this is sooooo gay, and by gay I don't mean sword touching! The other gay you know the harmless one. Anywho, after watching a few minutes of it I was surprisingly turned on. Afterwards I thought this is the perfect porn video for women who act all shocked about porn. It really was like a wedding night porn shoot but realistic. If your interested go check it out. I would love to know what someone else thought.

Now that I have shared the two things I am clearly lacking in my life. Food and Sex, I will get back to work.

17 comments:

Sissy said...

you make me snort! I'm totally going to youporn now...

just a girl... said...

sissy- you think this is funny you will crack up when you see the video

Lady Jane said...

Love- that you just announced that you looked at porn! Ha Ha...thats great!!!

*~*Cece*~* said...

This post cracked me up! lol I think I'm lacking in the porn department lately.

Big Pissy said...

you really do make me laugh on a regular basis. ;-)

Brad said...

Wow. I need to get on this cleanse :)

g-man said...

I have youporn bookmarked, I will have to check out that video. Bummer on the lack of sex, at least the lack of food you have more control over, although you are a chick, and well as such should be able to point at a dude and say "do me" and he wil comply.

T said...

Love youporn. Will have to check this out!!

Found you through Networked Blogs on Facebook. I like it here!

:)

Misplaced Country Girl said...

I want to leave work early just to go home and watch that video! Damn you!

::kacy:: said...

you must go read one of my newest blog entries: "ATTENTION ALL MY BLOG FOLLOWERS" you get a shoutout. just lettin you know ;)<3

::kacy:: said...

oh and also..i just saw part of your blog b4 it got deleted and now i am worried. i hope all is okay. we miss your entries, girl. you are awesome. i hope our shoutout to you on that video could bring u a smile!

Orion said...

food and sex, the only reasons i get out of bed some mornings, and it's a shame i'm reading this at work because i'd love to scope out the video... haha

Carolina Girl said...

Now that is hilarious! I'll have to watch when I get home..I can't wait!!

donncoppens said...

You are a riot.

Youporn is awesome but the pros are starting to take over..it was inevitable.

Come over & click on my followers list so that I can visit more often
:) pretty please.

RPM said...

OK, time to check in and let us know you're OK. OK?

Crazy Lady said...

Where are you? Are you ok?

Misplaced Country Girl said...

Blink twice if you can hear me. Did the cleanse do you in?