I am truly lucky to even be alive right now. I am not sure how I made it through it but I did. Exactly one hour ago I drank a full glass of Metamucil and I didn't choke. Now you guys can laugh or think whatever you want but this was very touch and go. I have this little condition called sideefectia. I am sure most of you have already heard of this disease but for those that haven't I will explain. Whenever I read the side effects of a drug, pill, lozenge you name I get them.
Okay maybe its not sideefectica its fucking hypochondria.
Tonight I am cracking up as I sit here and write this, because I do realize how freaking crazy I really am.
A few years ago after drinking an entire glass of metamucil, I read the choking warning. Now for most people that wouldn't be a big deal but for someone like me it was like sucking down insta choke. I could feel my throat closing and I swore I would never drink that shit again. And I didn't till tonight.
The other day I went to the store and noticed that they had Pink Lemonade flavor and I got it. I figured it would be waterier. ( don't ask me why, i just told you i am a crazy) So tonight I get a huge glass, not even joking. I put a little less than a teaspoon in it and suck it down. When I get to the bottom of the glass I decide hell no, that shit was too thick. However, I was very proud of myself. I didn't read the warnings or anything. 10 minutes pass and I am thinking wow I am in the clear, no episodes. Until, I start sneezing. Not just one sneeze but like 7 sneezes in a row. I grabbed the damn bottle and started to look for allergy warnings and then out of nowhere I started laughing so hard I pretty much peed on myself. So I am here to tell the world that I am a crazy ass, yep no point at all to this post. Just a crazy ass here.
Side Note: No it wasn't freaking waterier, and yes it tasted okay.