1.02.2009

Just A Review...........



I never thought I would be doing a review on a vibrator. I don’t own boxes of sex toys and I’m not a crazy sex addict. I was asked, “What made me think I was qualified to do a review”. I realized I am the perfect person to do these reviews. I’m just a girl, I am honest and I will represent all the 34-year-old women well.

My “Waterproof Jack Rabbit” aka “WJR” was on its way and I didn’t know what to expect. I was told it would ship in 48 hours, and it did. The package is beyond discreet, and the return address is a xyz corporation, stealth mode folks.

I opened the box and there she was in all her glory. I call her she vs. he, because we are a team. The WJR was pink of course, and at first glance was extremely intimidating. My first thought was this thing is huge. I don’t mean like “oh I am so small, huge” I mean like “lord that thing is the size of my arm, huge”. Once I got over the shock I took her out and I felt like I was in a cartoon. Instead of money signs flashing in my eyes it was big “o’s”, lmao.


I have used this a few more times and I love it, sorry mom. I only posted part of my review out of respect to others. If you want to read the full review then please click on the link above. I was cracking myself up the other night. I told my mom that I should be the poster child for Vibrators. I am getting use out of mine and I can't wait to review the next one. I am 34 and this is and was the first time I climaxed from a Vibrator, shocking I know. I cant scream from the rooftops, get a vibrator bitches. But I can let the world know my experiences. 

Side Note: " No animals were harmed or injured during the testing of this product".

19 comments:

Collectionsite said...

Great Review. But ...

"No animals were harmed or injured during the testing of this product" ???

I am hurt that I have been replaced by a machine. Can it whisper in your ear? Nibble your neck? Stroke your thighs and caress the curves of your body? Does it roll over and go to sleep then snore (opps scratch that last analogy)

But I do love your open mind. Very cool .. Wish more women were this way ;)

Tiffany said...

LMAO I have a purple one like that. I call him squirmy. LOL And you sure are lucky to get to review them. If you need a co-reviewer let that company know. I'm here. LOL

Candice said...

Awesome!! I had a similar one but I broke it.

Moment of silence.....

Okay, I'm over it.

Loved the review!!

Vodka Mom said...

oh man, that is a classic. HYSTERICAL.


(pssssst. where can i get one??????)

NucMEd is Hot said...

I haven't read your review yet as I own one of my own. Yes I'm that girl. It wil be interesting to see if we agree on the quality of the performance!

Carmen said...

Ooh... I have one like this but it is an elephant vibrator, not a jackrabbit... and I can't believe I waited until I was 31 to start using it... I can only be glad that my next 31 years won't be as boring as the first 31!

RPM said...

Now I know why I can't find a hot date anymore...

Also an observation of the old "double standard". If a girl posts about a sex toy, it's hot. If a guy posted a sex toy review it would be just plain creepy.

(BTW, I have no reviews... just sayin')

Jamie said...

I cannot add much to this since I do not own nor have ever used it.

I did read your review - Great job.

Swap post should be up this weekend - Did your momma get her stuff yet???

Ken said...

I'm back sort of! I love the review. And you thought I was a stalker before!!! lol

mzchief said...

EXCELLENT review!

::kacy:: said...

i saw this on sex and the city a long time ago. and it is such a cute looking sex toy! hahaha makes me wanna get one! :P

Jamie said...

My SwapFest recap is up!!!!! Posted it today!

Brad said...

In an effort to save money on my wife's sex toys, I just lay on top of her and feign epilepsy...

No complaints so far...though it does scare the cats.

Sissy said...

holy crap! how does one get signed up to review that kind of stuff? I get offers for friggin' cook book racks and crap...

Misplaced Country Girl said...

That is a good and accurate review. I know that as I also own that same little rabbit. God bless that rabbit!

Unlikely Oilfield Wife said...

I've been wanting one of these forever! Awesome review :)

Donn Coppens said...

How are men supposed to compete with that thing? It looks like something out of a Ridley Scott movie...and everybody seems to have one.
Damn you COSMO!

Actually I applaud the dedication to detail in your research. Way to take one for the team.
Very INformative.

Mulled Vine said...

I think your blog might be a bit too steamy for me. At my age one has to watch the levels of excitement. :)

Petunia said...

Watch out for the rabbit intervention team! When they show up, just make sure you haven't hidden it a stuffed bunny. That was one of the best SATC episodes ever! This was a very funny read!