what mockingbirds are to cats.
What X thought he said this morning
"Morning, how did you sleep".
What X actually said this morning.
X: cough, cough, cough, snort, cough, morning
me: covering my ears
X: cough, cough, hack, cough, insert nose blowing louder then a lawn mower, more coughing
me: still covering my ears
X:cough, snort, hack, cough, cough-how-cough-cough-did you sleep. (now insert major gagging, due to the fact that X thinks if he shoves his toothbrush down his throat, somehow his teeth will get cleaner).
Note to Men: Instead of brushing your teeth in the morning, maybe you should wake up and chug an entire bottle of cough syrup. Once cough syrup has put you in zombie mode, proceed again with the bs above.