Men are to Women..........

what mockingbirds are to cats.

What X thought he said this morning 
"Morning, how did you sleep".

What X actually said this morning.

X: cough, cough, cough, snort, cough, morning
me: covering my ears
X: cough, cough, hack, cough, insert nose blowing louder then a lawn mower, more coughing
me: still covering my ears
X:cough, snort, hack, cough,  cough-how-cough-cough-did you sleep. (now insert major gagging, due to the fact that X thinks if he shoves his toothbrush down his throat, somehow his teeth will get cleaner).

Note to Men: Instead of brushing your teeth in the morning, maybe you should wake up and chug an entire bottle of cough syrup. Once cough syrup has put you in zombie mode, proceed again with the bs above.


Dan da Man said...

I understood him perfectly i dont know what your problem is

just a girl... said...

lol. I bet you did.

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I love your "interpretation" of what X said to you this morning! Had me giggling! I've been divorced for quite some time so I can't remember what my X used to say to me when he would wake up in the morning. Come to think of it, I don't think he'd say anything. I think he'd just fart and then stand up, lol.

The Nemesing One said...

I find that starting each morning with a brisk and violent pull on my pud is the cure for any morning grogginess.


im almost with the memesing one... i usualy have my special cheese do that for me though... it gets me out of bed to gag my self on the tooth brush much faster and she gets to go back to sleep quicker than if i were to try for any aheming....

funny blog, fun post!!

Patsi said...

Hysterical !!

Micky-T said...

WTF are you coming from?

ha ha you thought I meant WTF gotcha