Hi, my name is ________ and I'm a red bull addict. I have seen a lot of the "meme's" on other peoples sites. One of my favorite questions is, "what is the first thing you do when you get out of bed". I brush my teeth, then trip over my own feet and cats on the way to the fridge to get my Red Bull for the morning. Notice I didn't say for the day. There are days when I chug 4-5 of these things. And if you're wondering if you are an addict, let me help you out. If you can chug red bull, your an addict.
Its 10 am, generally I am not even awake yet. At 8 am this morning (insert gasp here) it was cool outside and I could hear birds chirping. What a concept. By the time I get up in the morning its already 100 degrees out side, and there's not shit chirping. Speaking of 100 degrees for the next 5 days the forecast is 101-102-103-102-101, I have a feeling the rest of the summer is going to be miserable. Have I mentioned I don't like to sweat.
So here is my question for the day. If you are on a liquid diet, does Wine count? Today I started my liquid diet. Well I should say at 10 am I started my liquid diet (no, the chicken tender and potato wedge didnt count). So far I've had, red bull and water. The most exciting part of my day will be when I get to suck down a v8 later, in hopes that my stomach will stop eating itself.