7.31.2008

You know the scale and you know its cute

All women know that the quickest way to lose weight is a break-up. It's the best thing about it. But losing the weight isn't the problem here. The problem is the scale. I know that people in prison always say they are innocent, but I am telling you the scale is BROKE!

Now unlike an inmate, I have proof. It's broke because my X stood on it, over and over. He is 250, I am 150....getting the visual. I am two weeks into my wine diet, healthy or not I have lost weight. But that crappy ass scale says the same thing 150.

After my new aerobic workout (stepping on and off-the scale) it hits me. X broke the damn scale. You can't be 250 and step on a scale every day for 3 years and not expect the scale to caliber itself for the heavier weight.

So now when I get on the scale, the scale is already pressurized with X's weight and can't calculate mine.

Even though I have figured it out, it still pisses me off.
Tell me I am wrong?

16 comments:

Tracie said...

That scale is pretty cute...

And HELL NO, I'm not going to tell you that you are wrong... I'm not stupid ;P

Our webbies would totally pass for twins!

Anyways... want to share links, I enjoy reading your blog.

Ken said...

Why don't you just X boy take the scale with him. You now that he will gain weight, but with that scale he'll think he's still 250.
Then just go get a new scale and you will be happy.

I have all the answers (some times I'm even right)

Lesley said...

Hey, Thanks for the lovely comments you left on my Blog.. I thought I'd come and check yours out.
I think your thinking is quiet logical! and I too love those scales.. I LOVE PINK!

Hope your day is a nice one.
Lesley

Ken said...

Oops sorry there was souppose to be the word "have" between just and X.

amyz5 said...

the way i look at it, screw the scale, you just lost 250 lbs.!

just a girl... said...

tracie- I am adding all my links tomorrow and your is def going on my site.

Ken-That is a great idea!!!

lesley-yw look forward to more of your posts.

Amy- that is the funnies thing I have read this year and I am not even kidding.

Music Monkey said...

Hi, thanks for your nice words. I didn't have a Blogroll (oh my goodness I'm such a novice!) but have since created one which I've added you to.

As for your scales - any chance X stood on mine too cos I can't possibly weigh what mine says!

Patsi said...

You keep me laughing.
I check your ranting writings every few days. I had to share your blog with friends who like I would never find you on our own.

My garden blog was started for record purposes.I really am too quiet to write but you have me thinking...

Patsi

PS said...

I saw I wasn't linkable or I just wasn't clicking the right dots.
Anyway I think this is working.

Patsi

Tuesday Malone said...

Thanks for your comments on my blog insidetheaffair. I love yours too! Most of your Top 10 are on my list too. Taking a trip with your mum struck a chord with me in particular. Italy of course . . .

Shall we share links? (I hope mine isn't too racy!)

I'm relatively new to blogging too, so am not sure of the etiquette, but am sure I will stagger my way through it with lovely readers/writers like you. Tuesday Malone x

nikki said...

Time for a new scale!

flirting with disaster said...

i say just dont step on the scale in the first place ;)

thanks for stopping by... hope to see you again...

peebugg said...

I like your logic!!!!

I might steal it if you don't mind.

Brad said...

Consider yourself added, and very much enjoyed.

rjlight said...

put the scale against the wall --like climbing up the wall and lay down and weigh yourself. Works everytime maybe, I have no idea.

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