Is my mom funny.

YES! Where do you think I get it from. 

So on her way home tonight, she informs me that she has been in meetings all day.  She has had 2 pee breaks and has been stuck in a room with 9 men. My response: Be glad it wasn't 9 women.

I then get, the "how are you, baby" (which really means, please make this a one word answer). I respond fine! Then comes this: You know what fine means don't you....................

Fucked-Up

Insecure

Neurotic

Emotional

Thanks Mom!