1. When I had chocolate pudding and pickles, it was a peter tosh night.
2. My poop smells like dog shit, seriously it does
3. I am thinking about going ba-humbug for Halloween. will see
4. The first bottle of wine always matters, the second one........not so much
5. I absolutely cannot parallel park
6. I also, cant seem to park close enough to the gas pump
7. I have decided that I have great nipples
8. Just once I want to show "Hellmuth" Q/10 not suited.
9. I am on a serious mission to lose 15 pounds
10. This time tomorrow a group of "outside workers" will be staining my concrete.