Tin Truths 11

1. I can't wait to have my mom's stuffing
2. I don't own anything from Tiffany & Co. , but I should
3. I am having a garage sale on Saturday and I hate garage sales
4. I haven't had sex in 5 months and I am going crazy
5. For a week I have gone to sleep thinking about kissing for hours
6. I am thinking about reading the "twilight" series, Tiffany I said "thinking"
7. Just once I want to say "the Tribe has spoken"
8. I wonder if masturbation can truly make you go blind
9. Brody and I got married last night, so I may need to chill out on the reality tv
10. I wish I could click my flip flops and go anywhere I wanted, just once. (okay Ben made a good point, twice so I can get home)

Side Note: Tomorrow is my 100th post, so I will be in hiding today to make sure nothing awesome happens to blog about. OCD Much?


Brian in Mpls said...

I love kissing for hours

Ben said...

You know what? You should probably make number ten work twice. You know, so you can get home and all.

just a girl... said...

Brian- I love guys that love to kiss for hours.

Ben-good freaking point. retract in process now.

houstonmacbro said...

#4 is just plain sad. #8 ... No ... trust me, I had seriously tried (although my eyesight is really bad).

Jamie said...

I got suckered in to reading the twilight series and I actually liked it.

Heinous said...

5 months...brrrr. You should use "the tribe has spoken" all the time. Just think of the tribe as you. That won't come off odd or anything.

Thomas said...

It doesn't get much better than turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving.

Brad said...

Masturbation only leads to blindness when doing it while viewing cell phone porn.

Ask me *BUMP* how I know...

Slick said...

5 months? You're practically a virgin!

Rebecca Jo said...

What is the deal with this "Twilight" stuff....is it something I should be reading too?

And sadly, I love to kiss for hours too - my husband isn't into kissing - bad match!

just a girl... said...

I am at my 100th post already and only ken knows how to play the game.

Houston- trust me I know and dont make me google blind from masturbation

jamie- I am not sold yet but we will see

heinous- I love that response

thomas- tell me about it

brad- cracking me up I visualized that one

slick- I actually had that conversation with someone

rebecca- vampires and for your second comment one word for you divorce. lol

Orion said...

5 months?? and you haven't found youporn.com yet?? haha

Caffeine Court said...

Hey you should give Brian a call. If he buys you something from Tiffany's maybe he'll get lucky. :)

Jennette said...

This is a good list. I always wished I could have a flying carpet so that I didn't have to walk home from school. And, man, my mom's stuffing is the only thing I ever want for Thanksgiving.

LSC-North Harris said...

Jennette, a flying carpet?!? That is hilarious, but SO cool. I just want a Segway.

Hagelrat said...

like your blog. Hmm just click my heels and go....where....

Dan da Man said...

1. Honestly stuffing is like my fav food ever

2. You should get something from invisble shirts

3.Then why have one

4.I havent had sex in 17 years and im not crazy....wait nevermind

Dan da Man said...

5. I fall asleep thinking about dead puppies

6. I was thinking about getting playboy

7. Then say it not that hard

8.Depends how your aim is

9. And you didnt let me be the maid of horror

10. I wish i could go to a free gun store

Sorry for splitting my comment i kinda had a brain fart

haply said...

Girl, go get yourself something in a little blue box!

just a girl... said...

orion- I too love porn but that can only take you so far

caffeine- if he was a good kisser we could do without the tiffanys box

jennette- we always argue because i think she isnt making enough

lsc- we saw segways this weekend, the only thing I dont like about them are the gay ass helmets they make you where.

hage- austin much?

Dan Da- I like 1 and 8

haply- finally someone else that knows what bonnaroo is and yes I do need to get something! lol

Jenn And The City said...

There's one crazy confused movie in that list if you pulled it all together!

Vodka Mom said...

okay. I'm in. I haven't had sex for weeks, but that's because I had a complete Hyst- and along with taking my ovaries, uterus and other "stuff" they also stole that sex drive I loved. God dammit.

Your other shit is great, too. :-)

Vodka Mom said...

AND, I want to clock my flip flops and go anywhere, TOO! omg.

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Rebecca Taylor said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment! (Sorry...I had a typo in the last comment!) :)


Pursuant to the aforementioned discrepancies heretofor stipulated in the negligent intercoursal activities highlighted in items 4 and 8, would it serve the court of public opinion to assume that your current sexual deficit is currently residing in a recessional transition due to a insufficient procurement of self pleasurement through mechanical devices and rigorous self administration, further complicated by the inability to secure an alternate animate being for the sole purposes of entering into an agreement whereby the two parties mutually agree to enter into consensual, engaging, recreational, coitus?


Music Monkey said...

I too should own something from Tiffany & Co. but don't. Now I'm going to go to sleep dreaming of blue boxes and beautiful jewellery.

NucMEd is Hot said...

Every woman should own something from Tiffany, there is no greater gift than the little blue box.

I'm not blind yet

I haven't had sex since January 1 and trust me it still sucks.

I would come to the garage sale, but I have to go to the prison

I will get to kiss someone, but yea, that's about it.

Ken said...

OMG! ! just one persone out of 28.
This is sad.

Okay here we go!
1.My mom is not home for turkey day no more (snowbird)
2.I will keep that in mind, I might have a spare piece around here some where.
3.I love them but I will have to miss this one... DAMN IT
4.I can help with that (the sex part)
5. Refer your self to #4 please
6.Well at least your thinking
7.I think you just did!
8.Please see my last weks answers on tin truths
9.Wait you said I was your man... You shameless hussy you.
10.Do you need my address so you know where you are going?
Here it is: Ken G.
123 easyguy way
Heaven Oregon 69690

Tiffany said...

Fuck yea come to the dark side. Muhahahaha You newbie twilighter.

And masturbation is healthy. Remember that K? LOL