10.22.2008

WTF? Volume 7 Edition 4



WTF is happening to our country. I was on a blog the other day and I read about Mother's cookies going bankrupt. I am not really a sweets girl, I prefer the salty snack side of things. However, I freaking love these cookies. To say they are my favorite just doesn't do them justice. I love the sweet silkiness of the icing with the crunchy bits of sprinkles in my mouth. When I heard about this I assumed I could still get some remaining bags until they sold out. UHHHHHHHH no! no bags, no where! I now have to resort to e-bay. This sucks.

In other news I had to bite my tongue last night big time, and man was it hard. You see jag doesnt bite her tongue, she says what she wants, when she wants. She is honest and could care less what people think. Here is the setup.

My son and I are at TGIF's and its 10:16pm, the place closes at 11 pm. It was after football and my son ate a 10oz steak, mashed potatoes, sliders, chicken tenders and peanut butter pie, no point to this, just wanted you to know how much a 13 year old can eat its crazy. For the point.....across from us a husband, wife, child, grandmother, and what i think was a step grandfather sit down at the table next to us. The second the waiter comes up, asshole step dad(now ASD) says he wants happy hour pricing on drinks, asks to speak to the manager and basically demands it, because its now 30 minutes to close. I am listening to all this thinking what an idiot and he is so getting his food spit on. When the manager leaves the table ASD starts lecturing the table about how he took control of the situation and control is how you get what you want, blah blah freaking blah. Now for the screwed up part. What do you think ASD ordered? 12 year old scotch? Martini? Double crown on the rocks? NO! The loser ordered a beer, give me break. A beer, wow buddy that $0.50 really made a huge difference I am sure. No one else even ordered a drink! It took everything in me to not walk over and tell that guy he was a loser douche bag. Today I wish I would have.

18 comments:

Tiffany said...

What a dickhead that guy was. You should have flicked a booger at him.

Brian in Mpls said...

I am sure the cooks and bartender had the last word.

Narm said...

You should have picked up his beer and poured it on his lap. He would be mad at first, but at least he didn't pay full price for it.

ToughGirl101 said...

wow, what a take charge kind of dickhead. wasting people's time just to look like he's got big dick.

Far said...

lol talk about cheap!!

just a girl... said...

yes it was pretty sad, man I wanted to say something. total freaking asshole. I was already floored just listening, but when the beer came out I was amazed to say the least.

Ken said...

JAG ( and when you shorten your name it is aways in caps do I have to teach you everything...lol) You are right and then you should of tossed his beer in his lap so the manager would of payed for your meal for doing what he couldn't.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

you better stock up on the cookies.

Denney Crane said...

I'm very surprised... after it was all over, I can see youcallinf out to table...

"Hey dumbf..k, can I buy your dumbass a measley beer???

Dan said...

what does ASD stand for?

Dan said...

if I was the manager I would have told him to eat shit.

pj said...

talks all types to make the world go round.. you should have stood up and said, ' hey, yeah you clownface, your getting blogged about tomorrow.' that would have set his ass straight.

RPM said...

Too bad you don't know anyone that manages a grocery store and can get you tons of Mother's cookies...

Think swapfest.

Dan da Man said...

i wouldve taken the beer and cracked his skull open

Jenn And The City said...

I'm more distressed over the loss of the Circus Animal Cookies - that just so sucks
Jenn

NucMEd is Hot said...

The pink ones were the best.

Jiff said...

What a jackass. I'd have gone over to his table and handed him 50 cents. I would've said, "Here, Mr. Commandeering Prick. Go buy yourself some happiness."

Misplaced Country Girl said...

Maybe ASD could go talk to the people at Mother's cookies and we could some how get our cookies back. There must be some use for his ass holishness. Those cookies were one of my very favorite special treats. Now what am I supposed to do? I have to assume you cleaned out e-bay.