This first statement isn't meant to cause any Divorces, Separations or Sex Withholding. If your wife or gf says she DOESN'T have the "Doctor Fantasy"........she is lying to you. We have it, and we play that dirty visual out in our head right then and there. So, the D is for Doctor and not just because he was throw you down and take your panties hot, but also because he was funny too.
We had to go to the ER Tuesday Night because my son got a mild concussion. I will not elaborate much more on this, because when it happend it shook me to my core. (dramatic I know, but so true, he is my baby). Now for the fun part.
We get into a room and by this point my son is fine and pissed that we are even there. He is sitting on the bed and in walks Mc Hottie. Mc Hottie is 6 foot, young, chiseled face and has salt and pepper hair. He's wearing scrubs and no undershirt, yeah chest was showing, and he had on redwing boots. When he walked in, he had instant rapport with my son. He wasn't your typical doctor, he pulled out a chair put his feet on the bed and talked to my kid like he was a tween. He made my son feel like they were on the same level and that the doctor was glad he was cool enough to be speaking to my kid. Sorry if that's confusing but its the best way I can explain it. So he tells us its a mild concussion and that we need full x-rays of the arm all the way down. We both thank him and as he is walking out, my son asks for a band aid.
Mc Hottie then says the best line I think I have ever heard.
"How about instead of a band aid, I get you a can of man and a straw to suck it up with."
He had my son rolling. What a great line! So yeah.....hot, smart, funny and of course freaking married. At least I get to keep my dirty visual and man was it dirty.