10.24.2008

D is for Doctor



This first statement isn't meant to cause any Divorces, Separations or Sex Withholding. If your wife or gf says she DOESN'T have the "Doctor Fantasy"........she is lying to you. We have it, and we play that dirty visual out in our head right then and there. So, the D is for Doctor and not just because he was throw you down and take your panties hot, but also because he was funny too.

We had to go to the ER Tuesday Night because my son got a mild concussion. I will not elaborate much more on this, because when it happend it shook me to my core. (dramatic I know, but so true, he is my baby). Now for the fun part.

We get into a room and by this point my son is fine and pissed that we are even there. He is sitting on the bed and in walks Mc Hottie. Mc Hottie is 6 foot, young, chiseled face and has salt and pepper hair. He's wearing scrubs and no undershirt, yeah chest was showing, and he had on redwing boots. When he walked in, he had instant rapport with my son. He wasn't your typical doctor, he pulled out a chair put his feet on the bed and talked to my kid like he was a tween. He made my son feel like they were on the same level and that the doctor was glad he was cool enough to be speaking to my kid. Sorry if that's confusing but its the best way I can explain it. So he tells us its a mild concussion and that we need full x-rays of the arm all the way down. We both thank him and as he is walking out, my son asks for a band aid. 

Mc Hottie then says the best line I think I have ever heard.

"How about instead of a band aid, I get you a can of man and a straw to suck it up with."

He had my son rolling. What a great line! So yeah.....hot, smart, funny and of course freaking married. At least I get to keep my dirty visual and man was it dirty.

20 comments:

Jannie Funster said...

Especially the o.b / gyn.

He is real handsome, tho.

Megan said...

haha..I have so been there.

Ken said...

Well then I'm keeping my scrubs!
The Doctor is in baby!!

Jannie Funster said...

The pleasure is all mine. I found you via the "Austin" tag on my Blogger profile.

A small, small WONDERFUL world we live in. And Austin really kicks butt.

Jormengrund said...

As a friend of mine and I have observed on many occasions:

"The best folks out there are like good parking spots..

Either they're taken, or they're handicapped!"

'Nuff said.

Heinous said...

It's great when you get a doctor with a good bedside manner like that. Plus, you got some benefits out of it too...

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I have never had a fantasy about my own doctor they were not my type ha. but i have made up my own doctors.

NucMEd is Hot said...

Where do you think I found my first ex-husband....at work...in a hospital...wearing scrubs....it is hot.

Tiffany said...

Ohhh I like!

And my chiropractor is my dream doctor. Especially when he's laying on top of me. LOL Cracking my back that is. I'll crack a thing or two if he let me. But of course he's fucking married too. DAMN!!!

Dan da Man said...

You let a wedding ring get in between you and fulfilling your doctor fantasy im disappointed you should’ve mounted him right there

Rollo said...

hahah...the DILF mystery solved. I can't believe I didn't realize what that meant.

Just as women have the doctor fantasy, all men have the nurse fantasy. So I think it's all pretty even in the end!

for a different kind of girl said...

You and the good doctor had me at the hint of chest hair, but then he sold it with the line he gave your son. I'd have been complaining about a fever right about then!

Misplaced Country Girl said...

I love a good hot doctor! And that line is excellent. I'm stealing that. Of course, it won't be the same coming from me but, I'm still stealing it!

Just Kim U said...

Yes! YES! My OB is this super hot Italian man...I almost pass out every time I have to go there.

This post gets a super big a+ for making my day. :)

Donn Coppens said...

McHottie will have a firm understanding of all the naughty bits too..it's just not fair.

Now you know why I always wear scrubs at Hallowe'en Parties...
the outift is magic because women know what it means..
great alimony!!

Jiff said...

LMAO.

single mom seeking said...

Laughing.... his line is SO classic. Love it!

P.S. Glad your son is fine.

dana wyzard said...

Now I want a concussion too !!! On a day when my hair looks good though.

Danielle-lee said...

I only wish I had a sexy doctor all the times I've been in the hospital. Would have made it so much more fun! :)

Jaci said...

How come I never get one of the hot doctors? I usually get stuck with the 50 year old foreigner who could care less.