1. This weekend I am going to a "Hogeye" Festival and I cant wait.
2. Tuesday night I met a DILF and the D isn't for Dad or Dude
3. Sunday I ate 2 dozen oysters in one sitting
4. Today my boobs are the size of grapefruits, or large oranges
6. If I had to name one animal that I feel like, it would be a HIPPO
7. I want to lose 15 pounds so I can buy a pair of J Brand Jeans
8. I think my X and I are finally over the drama, and have agreed to be friends
9. My son got a mild concussion this week and I am re-thinking football BIGTIME
10. The second it got cold outside I started craving slurpee's, something is wrong with me
Side Note: Ken, thank you so much for the pic.