10.02.2008

Tin Truths Nine


1. I kill plants
2. Words with lines through them make me throw up in my mouth
3. I have never read a Jane Austen book, but I want too
4. I can't stop touching my boobs today and I like it
5. I am 5'1 and a half
5. Cilantro smells like Stink Bug and I hate it
6. I haven't had alcohol in over a week, sad I know
7. I have downed a bottle of Nyquil since Saturday
8. I have decided to start wearing panties again
9. I freaking hate Bank of America
10. I am having a serious craving for Fruity Pebbles

Side Note: No, I am not pregnant

20 comments:

Claire said...

I kill plants! I go through boob phases! And I really recommend some Austen!

Cxx

for a different kind of girl said...

I am all in with you on the cilantro thing.

Cameron said...

7 and 6 contradict each other. And oddly, I can't stop touching my boobs either :)

Orion said...

it's a good thing this list stops at 10... i almost felt aroused reading this... and i can only remember 2 lines.

Jormengrund said...

heh.. you said "boobs"..

words like that ALWAYS can put a smile on your face!

Narm said...

I'm glad I don't have boobs because between those and my google reader I would get nothing done.

Conclusion - boobs are the google reader of the human body.

merlotmom said...

Okay, I'm 5'1 (and 1/2) exactly! But I love cilantro. I do like my boobs though. I wanted to thank you for your great suggestions on my contest. I am so going to try both of those products. YOu need to tell me all the great ones you know of cause I'm just too damn lazy to do the research.

Marie said...

I kill plants too AND I'm 5'1" and a half! Although I usually just put down 5'2" if I'm asked.

Love the lunch box pic!

Penny Lane said...

That is the funniest lunchbox I've ever seen. And for the record, I don't consider it a character flaw if you can't keep plants alive. I mean, if they wanted more water, shouldn't they just ask? Stupid plants. They deserve what's comin' to em.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Nyquil is alcohol, silly girl!

Moe Wanchuk said...

5'1"????

my old lady is 4'11"?

I Love the petite ones!

Dawn said...

You are hilarious.

I kill plants and also want a bowl of fruity pebbles!! Oh, I've never read Jane Austen and I don't really want to! LOL

Thanks for stopping by my blog! :)

Carolina Girl said...

I'm with you on the boob thing...sometimes you just have to! :)

Practically Joe said...

OMG! ... There's more women touching their boobs on this post than the last porn site I visited!

NucMEd is Hot said...

I will never start wearing panties again, they make me crazy.

I do real well with plants and then one day...bam...dead.

I spent a lot of money on my boobs, I touch them a lot.

I hate Cilantro

I tried once about ten years ago to read a Jane Austen book, I don't think I was old enough.

Ken said...

1.) Indoors I do too
2.) I will refrain from doing that then.
3.) Go ahead not me
4.) Can you get that on film?
5.) Not me
6.) 6 years fro me, but I don't like the smell of it. but for you straight shots it is.
7.) Me I'm mind over matter
8.) And nothing else?
9.) Me too, they suck
10.) Yaba, daba, dooooooo

Side note: Thats not my fault!!!

Jenn And The City said...

I don't know how you found me, but I'm glad you did. Read the Austen. Or watch the fucking movie. Not Keira Knightley, but the A&E version with Colin Firth. Other than that, you have nothing to learn from me. But I hope you keep reading.
Jenn

Donn Coppens said...

1 I smoke plants!

2 Then you must despise umlauts ǟ

3 I think that I have only read a couple of novels in their entirety (aside form the mandated High School stuff)..this is sad..Jaws, The Exorcist, Da Vinci Code, and believe it or not, The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

4 I, like Joey Trebiani, would touch my boobs all day too if I had some.

5 5'9"

6 I haven't had any alcohol for about an hour, but it is Friday so that could change

7 Hunter S Thompson's favorite drink was Scotch & Nyquil

8 I'm goin Commando

9 I hate ALL banks

10 craving Count Chocula!

Plunger Girl said...

I found you through Midlife Slices and was forced to comment on this post.

Boob touching is necessary just to make sure you can still feel with them.

Panties? I don't recommend those. You should put them away.

Anonymous said...

Start living without fear TODAY! WB