10.19.2008

Just Saying.........



I don't clip coupons, I don't like them and I don't want to sit around and cut them. If you are a coupon cutter, I want you to know that I don't look down on you and I don't think I am better than you. So if you are taking this personal get over it, this isn't about you. Sadly this post has nothing to do with coupons, its about people that get pissed off about products and write letters to the manufacturers, something else I don't do.

But I am seriously considering it. 

Product #1- Chunky Soup "Sirloin Burger
This soup really pissed me off this week. I love sirloin burger or I should say used to love. I opened a can the other day and there was 1 piece of meat. Are you shitting me, one piece. Now I am not a meat pig. I don't expect the soup to be full of meat, nor do i go on an instant meat dig. But give me a break one piece. Rename this crap people or add more burger.

Product #2- Smart Ones "Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes"
Another "used to be" must have. I get that its diet food and I get that you squash a bunch of damn vegetables to produce mystery meatloaf. I am okay with that part. The part that I am not okay with is the fact that you added in some disgusting ass animal/people/rock bone shit into my meatloaf. Forget about the obvious fear of going to cracked tooth land, lets talk about living in WTF Town. I spit this thing out instantly and then threw up a little in my mouth. And then yes, spent the rest of the day wondering what the hell it was. I will not make that mistake again.

Side Note: Over 10 years ago I stopped eating cheap ass hamburger meat because while cooking it I saw too many noodle artery things and just couldn't stomach it. I know........I am weird.

19 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

oh, you are so right. If it says sirloin burger I think you should expect more than 1.

Ken Duck Geraths said...

No your not weird at all.
Try my #1 meal that I don't for my self. Marie Callenders Fettuccini with chicken and broccoli. Now that is so good eating!!

I eat only 12% or less burger too. I got to watch my figure!

Dan da Man said...

You are such a baby lol i eat raw burger all the time

Tiffany said...

Eww Dan made me throw up in MY mouth. LOL

And you sure love meat huh girl? LOL Me too. I like the lean cuisine meatloaf better.

Vodka Mom said...

I'm a coupon girl. don't judge. :-)

NucMEd is Hot said...

I hate coupons. And you need to check out our blog title!

Anonymous said...

I just bought the Sirloin burger soup from a big sale pyramid at WalMart. Wonder if they all have one tiny bit of meat in them?

By the way: You are a totaly meat hog. Admit it. :)

Penny Lane said...

I don't blame you for ditching the cheap meat. I eat ground turkey now for the same reason!

Check out my blog - I tagged you!

weesle909 said...

Okay. "Noodle artery things"?

Holy shit girl. Vegetarians are drooling at their new ad campaign.
PETA is going to copyright that.

Seriously, I'm sick at the image, because I know exactly what you're talking about...

weesle909 said...

Oh, and incidentally, you're eating too much processed food. Come to Connecticut and I'll cook for you. Tonight I had chicken quesadillas and salsa - all homemade from scratch.

(Well, it's not like I raised the chickens from eggs. But you get the point.)

RPM said...

Many years ago when I drove a truck I stopped at the only truckstop in Owensboro, Kentucky to get fuel and eat. I ordered the meatloaf... bad mistake.

As I am chewing the tasty mysterymeat I bite something hard. Assuming it was a bone chip I spit it out into my hand.

It was not a bone chip.

It was a piece of birdshot from a shotgun. You don't kill cows with a shotgun.

Heather said...

I just shop at Aldi's and then I don't even need coupons.

I've had a few products I use religiously that have ended up disappointing me too. Never wrote letters, but I am quick to email a fast food corporation if my order is messed up. lol

Unknown said...

I email them anymore. I get freebies on occasion when I do that. Cheat me will they!

I'd never send a letter though, that's too much effort.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Raw meat grosses me the heck out! That's why I don't cook :)

I am a coupon cutting girl though!!

Maggie May said...

you aren't weird. i eat organic food partly because it's cleaner and, you know, has less bones and artery noodles. um, grossarama.

i like your blog!

Denney Crane said...

Hey, I got off my lazy ass and started blogging the other day... I read you regularly and I'm gonna hook up to follow you...

Please come tell me what you think of my blog and my fu sense of humor if you get a chance...

Thanks,

Denney Crane
www.bostonlegalsass.blogspot.com

Shannon said...

That is not weird! I, too, HATE funky pieces in my meat(meat products). It's gotten so that when I eat with my parents, if I casually spit something out my mom says, "oh. you found another prize?" and therefore, I call all mystery, rubbery, hard, gross things "prizes."

Paige said...

I have major issues with freak things in my food, which is probably the base of my food obsessions. and bad textures---horrible

I had the chicken pot pit at KFC once, usually a delightful thing, and there was NO CHICKEN IN IT. None. I am still not over it!

Anonymous said...

Ugh. all of this made me gag! Ick!