Okay so I have had some xanax in my day. Tonight I am blog surfing. We all know where this road goes, one of three ways. 1. blogs we will visit again, 2. blogs we wont visit again and 3. blogs that freak us the hell out.
So it all started innocent enough. In blogger I clicked TX, then I clicked on Austin, and then for some strange freaking reason I clicked on xanax. Scarrrrieeeeeeeeee! This profile freaked me out so bad I didn't even click on the profile in fear that he would show up on my blog, freaking skin wearer.
insert scary ass bald, scragly goatee, wife beater (the shirt) tattooed man here.
40 Year Old Leo
Location: In a dark room wearing skin while calling out Clarise (okay I made this part up)
but, this part I didn't make up
Interests:Interests: crime, forensics, psycho-forensics, vampires, bikes, choppers, chicks, xanax, norse vikings, murder, white pride, hammerskins, psychopaths, bi polar disorder, odinism, norseology and history
Creepy! Oh and I don't even want to know what these things mean, norse vikings, hammerskins, odinism or norseology. Not even going to google it. This is what we call smart restraint my friends.
So it all started innocent enough. In blogger I clicked TX, then I clicked on Austin, and then for some strange freaking reason I clicked on xanax. Scarrrrieeeeeeeeee! This profile freaked me out so bad I didn't even click on the profile in fear that he would show up on my blog, freaking skin wearer.
insert scary ass bald, scragly goatee, wife beater (the shirt) tattooed man here.
40 Year Old Leo
Location: In a dark room wearing skin while calling out Clarise (okay I made this part up)
but, this part I didn't make up
Interests:Interests: crime, forensics, psycho-forensics, vampires, bikes, choppers, chicks, xanax, norse vikings, murder, white pride, hammerskins, psychopaths, bi polar disorder, odinism, norseology and history
Creepy! Oh and I don't even want to know what these things mean, norse vikings, hammerskins, odinism or norseology. Not even going to google it. This is what we call smart restraint my friends.
Side Note: I don't eat baby chicks.
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20 comments:
No you know better than to go wandering off in Blogger Profile Land. What were you thinking?
For heaven's sake, stick to blog rolls of bloggers you know.
Yes, there is definitely some freakiness out there in blogland, isn't there?
Whoa. I know it kinda goes against the point of blogging but that profile is an overshare even for the internets.
Unless I should be listing my creepy fetishes in my profile...
He's a nazi. The Norse are the Nordic people that Hitler loved- blonde, blue eyed. You know?
I have since removed "Odin" and "Bipolar Behavior" from my profile...
(I'm baaaaack, Jaggie...)
Wow peepers your all here.
Nanny- Trust me, I have soooo learned my lesson.
Terri-just don't ever search Xanax
Ben- hi, jag here. wink wink
everyone meet Ben my newest blog crush, yes based just on looks. its my blog and my comment section get over it.
toughgirl-thanks for making me feel unsmart, lol. jk thanks for the info I learned something to day.
brad-hees back bitches
Side Note: Yes I know unsmart isn't a word, and yes I know to and day got together like today. Its early!
Side Note 2: NOT GOT TOGETHER BUT GO TOGETHER, SHIT I AM DONE NOW.
Um, ya super creepy.
I hope you found mine to be non-creepy though. I can be weird in the funny ha-ha sense, but definitely not creepy.
You know what's really scary?
You probably FREAK that guy OUT!
I mean, who actually blogs about Real Life?
You SICKO!
Ha! Yea, there is some freaky stuff out there. I hope I fall into the other category! ;)
Thanks for comment. I hope things get better for you soon. :)
This almost makes me want to do this for my area...almost.
omg. i have totally done that before. except i've hit the "next blog" button at the top of mine only to end up in a scary, scary world. i've also randomly looked at profiles with similar interests and discovered that i am a HUGE nerd.
my knowledge of norse mythology is limited to the maelstrom ride at EPCOT in Disney World. but i think odin is the norse equivalent of zeus.
see? huge freakin' nerd. but thanks for stopping by my blog! it's nice to meet you too.
JAG, NGIP is right, I know you loke to go uotside and play but see what happens when you do!.
thanks for stopping by! i'm glad you enjoyed the badger's comment.
murder as a interest is scary.
I like vampires and tattoos but that's about it. LOL And don't leave home like that again. You could have got lost in the blogosphere.
I'm just glad that I'm really cool and not a freak at all.
In case I have failed to mention it it before today I LOVE XANAX!
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