8.15.2008

A Huge Hole In My Head


At one point in my life I owned this wig, a cat mask, and a whip. That story is for another day. Today's story is about what happened to me Wednesday night. It has taken me a good 24 hours just to digest it.

I am 34! Not a yep she 34 but a wow are you really 34, kind of girl. My son is taller then me and I look very young. Yes, young enough to be carded even at the grocery store buying wine with my son. Young enough to be carded at a bar. Young enough to be called a MILF. YOUNG ENOUGH to even have people ask my son if I am his sister. Get the point.

I was in the bathroom fixing my ponytail when I saw it. There was something in my hair and it was shiny as fuck and was pretty much blinding me. When I looked at it I thought no thats not a gray hair, are you kidding me. The problem is I am redhead with blond highlighted hair, who has roots showing big time.

I decided the light in the bathroom was causing the illusion, so I went to my son's bathroom. This is where it went from bad to worse. It was a gray hair, a big long pubic looking, been there for god knows how long gray freaking hair. So yeah I pulled it out. I wanted to see it for my own eyes. So I guess it has happened I am turning gray, great.

Don't send me comments saying how sexy it is, or how it happens to everyone. BLAH BLAH BLAH. My mom says I am dramatic and acted like it was no big deal. Sorry, but this is coming from the same person who at 53 still colors her(cough, gray) hair. The worst part of all of it and I am not even being funny, is that I can still feel where that hair was plucked out. I guess the headaches since Wednesday are a coincidence to right.

I am half way to 68, apparently in 24 hours I have gone from a MILF to a Fucking Cougar. GREAT.

Side Note: Is it weird that I still have said hair, and I have looked at it no less than 25 times today.

22 comments:

Jay said...

"Side Note: Is it weird that I still have said hair, and I have looked at it no less than 25 times today."

Well ... kinda. Yeah. haha ;-)

RPM said...

Gray hair is no big deal. At least you still have hair. Consider the male pattern alternative.

I'd love to have a $100 Just For Men bill every month. I don't even get a discount on haircuts.

Jobee said...

Bloody pull the thing out!!!! Take no prisoners and get rid of it....

Ken said...

Dear MILF, That was no gray hair. If you have looked at it no less than 25 times I thought you would have noticed that it was SILVER!!

Welcome to my world.

Orion said...

I've had a patch of "gray" behind my ear since i was 16 years old....
but it hasn't helped nor harmed anything...
I'm 27 now and i still get carded at movie theaters.
R-rated films though... at least i look old enough to get into the PG 13's

Rollo said...

if you think that's bad, try being an otherwise virile young 20something male with a family curse of premature grey. Seriously, I've been grey since I was 20 years old. TWENTY. YEARS. OLD.

So I feel your pain, my friend.

Helmey said...

It would be awesome if you start to collect your grays and make a creepy gray hair voodoo doll out of it. I feel its time to embrace your inter cougarness…rawr…

Tiffany said...

Growl! Just kidding. I'm 27 and have gray hair. There does that make you feel better? I freaked too when I saw my first one. And I still have that damn pink wig. LOL At least you only saw 1 hair.

Heather said...

I don't expect to get very much gray hair. My mother is 58 and has maybe one on her head. My father is 62 and has maybe 30 percent gray. I do have 4 gray hairs, but I just got them this year (34). The good thing is, you can dye them and you will still get the Hey there milf looks from people. They'll never know.

Music Monkey said...

Shit. Nobody told me I'd get grey hair in my 30's. I know this is really about you and I'm really sorry for you but now I'm FREAKING OUT!

Denney Crane said...

One B Complex vitamin daily that includes at least 500 mcg of B12... or you can keep pulling more hair...

Dan da Man said...

Ha sucks to be you guess its time to shave your head cause no one wants to see that gray hair

just a girl... said...

jay-I have only looked at it twice today, its getting easier.

rpm-bald is sexy

jobee- I did pull it out hence the hole in the head, are you a blog skimmer.

ken-I love, love that you said silver. But get real its still gray.

orion-gray is sexy on men that is the sucky part.

rollo-Cracking me the hell up, but this is about me lol.

helmey- i might make it into a helmey voodoo doll so dont give me any ideas.

tiffany-now I want to hear your pink wig story!

heather-after talking to other 30 year olds I am convinced it starts at 34

Music Monkey-LMAO welcome to my world

Denney- I pray that works.

Dan- you better be glad my mom likes you

Leslie said...

I got carded for smokes today and when they asked me my age I said "32" and seriously meant it. I'm 34. I have no prob with my age, but it bothered me I thought I was 32 for a sec. Is senility hitting already.

Cece said...

I just turned 35, last month, and began noticing stray grays here & there...starting at 34. Welcome to the club! lol

Moe Wanchuk said...

Pink Hair....a whip....and Milfy. Trust me, no one cares about the gray hair

Dan da Man said...

I get that a lot for some reason

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Found my first one a couple of months ago. Stay strong, sister!

Jobee said...

Just a Girl, hmmm blog skimmer sounds so kinky I'm not even going to feel ashamed of being one.....

GoteeMan said...

I gave up worrying about it when I counted about 45 of them...
J/

just a girl... said...

leslie-I completely skipped 33 thought I was 32 for two years so Yeah I feell your pain.

cece-welcome

moe-that story will come in time grasshopper

Danielle-lee said...

Okay, the gray hair does not make you lose the MILF label!!!! Just pull it out, damn it! :)