8.08.2008

Hook Em'


The one thing I love to do in  the fall besides poker, sushi and sex (yes in that order) is Football. August 30th is the date my friends, Longhorn Football. Yes I am a simple Texan, but I live for this shit! I want to chug beer and slap assess. I want to loose my voice and sport hot Texas T-shirts. Bring it, I am ready! Sorry I am excited, maybe a little too excited right nemesing one.

On to bigger and better things. Why is it that men don't complain about a women spending $75 on a brazilian, yet they bitch about spending $25 on a hair cut. I know the obvious but its still ridiculous. Metrosexual much. Men need to get there hair styled not cut! My 13 year old is starting school in 3 weeks and I actually had this argument with my X and my stepdad. I think $50 to $65 for a HAIRSTYLE is reasonable. Tell me I am wrong, I dare you!

Psycho thought of the day: I realized while sweeping tonight, that sweeping is probably one of the main causes for lack of sex in a relationship. When a women sweeps the floor, it pure fury. Forget about all the times she said get a napkin, or hey asshole don't wipe the counter crap onto the floor. With every crumb I swept tonight I heard the little guy on my shoulder say "Yeah that fucker is making this real easy isn't he". Then on my other shoulder (you know the guy in white) he was saying "Use the broom, take the bitch out". Seriously I am glad I got this out, thanks for that.

Side Note: I really love my side notes. My Tylenol Party awaits me, Night.

17 comments:

sporkchop said...

I'm seeing "signs" everywhere that I need to get a hairCUT. lol Well actually just a trim. And I think it's funny that a guy can get a hairCUT for about $15 but a TRIM will probably cost me $25. It's bullshit.

ToughGirl101 said...

uh oh... she's a fan of texas... uh oh.

Trixie said...

That's why I don't sweep.

*sits in piles of crumbs*

Badass Geek said...

Preseason football started last night... I now feel complete.

Ken said...

Well, I can't believe you are a football fan!!. I live for it. I have not seen if the best team in the U.S.A. (the Ducks) plays your cow girls this year...(oh I know it's on now huh). good! lol

Jay said...

College football is the king!

I'm a graduate of the Univ. of Arkansas so they are my #1.

But, I lived in San Antonio for a while (and wish I still did) and the Longhorns are my #2 team.

I pay $8 for a haircut. LOL ;-)

Practically Joe said...

Wait! You 13 year old son is getting a Brazillian? Oh ... sorry ... I re-read that ... it's your step-dad getting the Brazillian.

Clarisse Teagen said...

Isn't there a cut for $30?
Cause for male cuts...isn't it a bit pricey?

I get the girl ones for $70

Denney Crane said...

Please, forgive me now for anything I may do or say in the future that pisses you off...

Thank you!

Dan da Man said...

10$ is to much for a haircut

just a girl... said...

man I am telling you, I might have to start a comment blog. You guys crack me the hell up.

Heather said...

My daughter's haircut and color is $165 every 6-8 weeks. Her dad pays for it, cuz otherwise, she'd get whatever it costs at Great Clips. No way am I paying more for her hair than I do for mine. ($12 for a hair dye kit I do myself.)

g-man said...

I am an Ohio State fan by marriage. Don't really have a college team otherwise.

Helmey said...

no sex with longhorns...

My girl spends over $100 each time at the girl hair place... I say nothing...

just a girl... said...

Helmey you are a smart man, and not because you don't screw longhorns.

NucMEd is Hot said...

Glad to see another lady who isn't afarid to celebrate the upcoming season!!!

Go Big Red (No, Not OU)

Moe Wanchuk said...

Love the Brazilian! Instant Wood!

I cant WAIT for College Football...I'm starting off the season Going to Cal to see my visiting Spartans play. Kapooow!