The one thing I love to do in the fall besides poker, sushi and sex (yes in that order) is Football. August 30th is the date my friends, Longhorn Football. Yes I am a simple Texan, but I live for this shit! I want to chug beer and slap assess. I want to loose my voice and sport hot Texas T-shirts. Bring it, I am ready! Sorry I am excited, maybe a little too excited right nemesing one.
On to bigger and better things. Why is it that men don't complain about a women spending $75 on a brazilian, yet they bitch about spending $25 on a hair cut. I know the obvious but its still ridiculous. Metrosexual much. Men need to get there hair styled not cut! My 13 year old is starting school in 3 weeks and I actually had this argument with my X and my stepdad. I think $50 to $65 for a HAIRSTYLE is reasonable. Tell me I am wrong, I dare you!
Psycho thought of the day: I realized while sweeping tonight, that sweeping is probably one of the main causes for lack of sex in a relationship. When a women sweeps the floor, it pure fury. Forget about all the times she said get a napkin, or hey asshole don't wipe the counter crap onto the floor. With every crumb I swept tonight I heard the little guy on my shoulder say "Yeah that fucker is making this real easy isn't he". Then on my other shoulder (you know the guy in white) he was saying "Use the broom, take the bitch out". Seriously I am glad I got this out, thanks for that.
Side Note: I really love my side notes. My Tylenol Party awaits me, Night.