I am not dead my world is just boring, extra points if you can tell me what NTR stands for.

My son walking sideways, one leg up, and dancing. I said "what in the world are you doing". He said "being weird". At least at 13 he gets it. I have 7 more days till school starts and I can't wait. I have been listening to the lemonade heathens for over an hour, I swear to you it shouldnt be legal.

So I will admit that I am a reality tv junkie. It always amazes me, that these people will eat eyeballs and nut sacks for money. Seriously its weird. So here is what I want to know. What would you NOT eat for 20K.

Finally, today I am a month old. Hard to believe that its been a full month of blogging today. I love my blog, I love your blogs and I can't wait to see what the next 30 days brings. Thanks for the support and comments.

Side Note: the above is my favorite cupcake place in Austin, and yes its in an Airstream!


RPM said...

There's a long list of what I wouldn't eat. Most of it from watching Andrew Zimmern.

ToughGirl101 said...

The first month is always exciting... Once you get to one year and you watch your readership grow and possibly attain some notoriety, you'll really learn to love it!

NucMEd is Hot said...

Nothing To Read?

I have a special place in my eart for cupcakes!

NucMEd is Hot said...

Oh wait...Nothing To Report?!?

Tiffany said...

Yall have a place just for cupcakes? AWESOME! We have Wal-mart. LOL

Learn To Park said...

I would not eat a fat woman's vagina for 20k.

And I'm not talking about a woman with a few extra pounds. I'm talking about those fat bitches who would have to drop 100 pounds just to form a gunt. (whereas before, they had a chunt: chin that flows into...well...you know...)

just bob said...

I've always know NTR to stand for non-traditional revenue.

Dan da Man said...
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Dan da Man said...

If there was a 20k reward for picking your nose the most and eating it i would win

Ken said...

Which means you will never live down the fact that George Bush came from Texas.

I can't believ that you have been doing this for only 1 month. I could sware its been like 32 or 33days? Time gets foggy when your old a GRAY! Oops sorry!

Congrats from your #1 fan

Ken said...

OHHH, nucme is hot,has double posted Oh crap so did I. lol

But on the 20k question Thanks for not sending me that one!

Leslie said...

Thanks Karen...I totally had nothing to report.
I think survivor once had tarantula. F**K eating that!

RPM said...

Ken, just to set the record straight, he's not from Texas.

Bush came from Connecticut to Texas and never left.

He's what Native Texans call a "Damn Yankee".

captain corky said...

Congrats on making a month! Blogging is wonderful addiction. Have fun with it.

Heather said...

If it was like, a straight 20 grand, after taxes? I probably would eat just about anything, except feces or something like that. Bugs, exotic foods, raw meat, whatever, I'd eat it. Once on The Amazing Race, someone was eating soup and they puked back into the bowl and then finished eating it. I probably couldn't do that, but I am so not scared of food.

Slick said...

1 month? You go girl!! :)

NTR stands for No Trannies in Raliegh?

just a girl... said...

OMG is all that I can say. Nucmed is right Nothing To Report, and Learn you are freaking killing me.

Rpm-we are on the same page. I probably wouldnt eat anything.

toughgirl-Thanks, I can't wait for my first year

nucmed-me too on the cupcakes. I love them.

tiffany-not to brag but we have a few cupcake places okay i am bragging.

learn-something is wrong with you.

justbob-so close but uhhhhhh NO

Dan-Are you related to learn

Ken-Thanks for not answering my question. Now my own blog is allowed to have questions. Question Nazi

leslie-cracking me up, I wouldnt even be in the same room with one of those fuckers.


heather-all I can say is WOW. I have a really weak stomach so not much that I could eat.

slick-thanks and lmao

Practically Joe said...

Wow ... one month old. I have a granddaughter about your age.
NTR ... my buddy Chan uses it all the time ... it's "Not To Rorry".
Sorry I can't answer the "What I wouldn't eat" question ... I'm gagging thinking about it.
Thanks for that.

Dan da Man said...

Only if he is a test tube baby too

g-man said...

No clue on NTR (Oh wait a clue, what nucmed said the second time :)

Congrats on the 30 day mark.

I'm just waiting for school to start next week too.

Eyeballs and nut sacks, that's where I draw the line.

Anonymous said...

Happy Anniversary!!!

I just can't seem to get into the whole reality tv thing...seriously...

Helmey said...

I bet some sexy stuff goes on in there...

Raimo 'RayRay' Pregel said...

Congratulations and.. I really like your blog =) Can´t stop laughing :p

Keep up the good work and I´ll definitely continue coming here=)

peace, take care!

Anonymous said...

No texas rebound?
OMG, that might be the best thing I've ever seen! If I had access to that cupcake place, I'd be in serious trouble!
New to blogging, huh? Welcome! :)
Btw, thanks for stopping by my blog.

Fran said...

is it your?...:-)