No, I am not a stepford wife who walks around and tells everyone how great their kid is. But my kid is funny as hell. So last night I am watching Harold and Kumar, my son walks in on the part where Kumar is masturbating and appears to get some liquid from said masturbation on his face. My son freaks out and screams, "OOOOOOOOHHHHHH man, sick, jesus mom what are you watching, oh god, mom that is just sick he just got Spermed".
Now for all you freaks out there, I wasn't watching porn, not even close. However, when he said "spermed" I laughed until my stomach hurt. The whole time he was saying, "okay mom fine, what do adults call it", which just made me laugh even more.