Lights, Camera and Action!!!!!

So I have decided to plan my funeral. Not only do I want to plan my funeral I think I am going to become a pre-before you should be planning-funeral planer. I know, say that 10 times fast. I win! Now before you start freaking out, I am fine. I am not in "swallow a bottle of pills, emo mode".

People spend so much money on there weddings, birthdays etc. I want to offer the same service for funerals. I think they are so sad, and I dont want mine to turn out to be some scene out of a bad movie. I don't want my funeral at a church and I don't want my body there(creepy) and I dont want to hear freaking AMAZING GRACE! I want MY words to be said to my family. I want to make my own freaking memory board, and I want to give a gift to all the people that are there. Yes I know stealing the bridesmaid idea, get over it. I want people to leave that day knowing that I am fine and knowing the things I wanted to say at a time when I knew what I was thinking and doing.

So bottom line I am back! My grandmother was in the hospital for a few days but now she is doing great. I have fun stories to tell of the hospital and am looking forward to resuming my affair with my blog.

Side Note: I can't wait to catch up with all your blogs.

Side Note 2: Don't even think about stealing my funeral idea, I have now officially called c with a circle around it. LOL.


g-man said...

In html © is & copy ; (with no spaces between) in HTML. Now I want a piece of the action :)

Really that is a good idea, the Funeral Planner. Could make for some good TV (maybe on lifetime?)

I can just see all the ways people would want to express themselves at the time of their death in front of a lot of people.

Orion said...

That is definitely strange. bags under everyone's seats with a "magic decoder" ring inside?!?!?!?

Welcome back.. btw.

Leslie said...

Glad you're back. I don't even want to go to a funeral home when I die. I've made this known to family and friends. They need to drink some beer, build a big fire, and throw me on.

RPM said...

I kinda liked Hunter S. Thompson's funeral. I might steal that bit.

RPM said...

Oh yeah, welcome back.

Glad your Granny is OK.

Tiffany said...

That is a really great idea. Although creepy. LOL

Dan da Man said...
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Dan da Man said...

I here you this is how I want my funeral to go

Everyone is standing over my body saying cool stuff about me and then wave good bye as the garbage truck takes me away

Danielle-lee said...

Funeral planner, huh? My husband's uncle planned his funeral more than 12 years ago, and even updated music as new songs came out that he liked. Crazy huh? But it sure was helpful when he died unexpectedly.

Ken said...

AHHH life is good again, the shakes have gone I'm getting sleepy and i sent my Mommy back home!

Welcome back JAG!

Chat Blanc said...

I like your funeral plans. I'm thinking of having an open bar for mine. No funeral service, just booze. :)

ToughGirl101 said...

I want a rockband playing at my funeral. tehe.

But yours sounds way more fun.

Practically Joe said...

The funeral planning idea is a really good one ... people will be dying to take advantage of your services.

Dawn said...

Joe took my line..you know the dying to take advantage of your service! lol

I think it is a great idea. Go ahead and put that circle around that c!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

...and then you could have your own reality show. I can see it now...The Corpse Whisperer.

NucMEd is Hot said...

I have said for years I want a party not a funeral. My parents droppped big money on my wedding and the sham only lasted three years, death is forever, I say have fun with it.

Slick said...

A funeral planner...

You gonna give me a free one?

Being such a good friend and all, ya know...

Crazy Lady said...

I hate to break it to you, but there is already a website where you can pre-plan your own funeral... https://www.mywonderfullife.com/

Tiffany said...

I have something for you on my blog.

Anonymous said...

This is what I absolutely love about you. In the depths of some of the toughest times in our life, I can always count on your sense of humor, love and grace.

Keep it up, Life is too short for bullshit!!!!

idamomb, JAM, MOM, XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

This is what I absolutely love about you. In the depths of some of the toughest times in our life, I can always count on your sense of humor, love and grace.

Keep it up, Life is too short for bullshit!!!!

idamomb, JAM, MOM, XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

I am as inpatient as you and have now double posted. the same post and then triple posted to let you know I am sorry.

I beat Ken's record.

LOL (lots of love)


just a girl... said...

g-man - be careful it sounds to me like you are flirting,

orion-I love that idea, not even kidding. I am now looking for hello kitty rings.

leslie- ditto

rpm- thanks now i have to go find that freaking funeral info

tiffany- loyality is a virture ( i dont know)

dan - I actually believe you.

danielle- thanks for confirming I am not crazy.

ken- jesus you crack me up

chat- at mind they will pass around a bottle of jim beam

toughgirl- which one

joe- can you say cheezy, but I love it

dawn- dawn meet joe, joe meet dawn

nanny- i am now calling c with a circle around it because that actually isnt a bad idea at all.

nucmed- that is really deep and a little creepy.

slick- I dont know if I can start with you, can you say ease in. that sounded dirty

crazylady- thanks for bursting my bubble

idamomb- hahaha you beat ken, you beat ken! I love you and yes I cried when I read your comments. I love you so much and life is too short for bullshit!!!!!

side note: mom that is the first time you ever put me and grace in the same sentence, I think I like it.

Moe Wanchuk said...

I ain't plannin my own funeral.....but I am plannin to get laid tonight!