My cats are lazy bastards!
My X is pissing me off more and more daily. He broke up with me, yet the other night he says to me do you think we can afford this break-up. Yea I think we can afford this break-up, and you need to get the fuck out.
I think its weird that we call our toes, toes. I mean what do we have, a toe and then 4 little toes. It doesn't make any sense. I mean we don't call our finger's thumbs! Anyhow my third TOE is bloody and I don't know how or why.
Do Hangovers really improve you vision? Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about, because you do.
Nutri-grain blueberry waffles have a crazy ass waxy taste to them. Definitely should not have bought them.
Hey Fucker, I still don't like Ramen. I still think it stinks. I know I am just a BJ(bitter and jaded) bitch, and its probably unreasonable for me to expect you to know that after 3 YEARS!
I know man-overboard is married and all, but I think I am in love with him. Okay maybe just in love with his blog. His barbie post had me freaking cracking up just about all day yesterday.
I freaking love flip flops I wear them year round. This is probably why my toe is bloody.