8.13.2008

Killing Me


It all started today with my "WTF" post. Apparently you guys are either lazy or just don't think I am funny. OR, maybe next time instead of saying "help me, help you, help me" I should say "hey click here, because I want a golden ticket, Daddy, I want it". Regardless my vote link wasn't popular today. And NO I am not going to link this to the link in this post.

Because of your blatant (yes I had to google it) disregard, I decided this would be my next post. I start out looking for my pic. I search as follows, pink ax, pink axe, pink gun, pink shovel and then the tin man. At this point my brain starts thinking I am a psycho... Because I am psycho I start thinking about the FBI coming to confiscate my computer and then start to crack the hell up. Seriously could not stop laughing. I am freaking funny.

I can't even imagine what an FBI Agent would think. Here is what he would find in my pics/pic searches pink scales (yes folks the triple beam) eyeballs, creepy ass shhhhh people, cartoon porn, sperm, george bush (i'd hit it) pics, CIA seals, black helicopters, lucky charms, pink shovels-guns-ax-axes-vibrators and about 10 tin man pictures that look more like some freak that would hang out with that freaking skin wearer on silence of the lambs.

So yeah I crack myself up and I think I am funny and that is all that matters. Night

14 comments:

Slick said...

lol...your searches have me a little scared.

I'm calling the MAN on you!

Ken said...

Girl I don't think you have a choice but to be funny!. I'm sorry that I (and from what I gather everyone else did too) let you down this am. I was a very busy man today. but I'm sure when I go to the fore post I will post something on it. I just have to!

Dorky Dad said...

Cracking yourself up IS the only thing that matters. At least in my world, it does.

ToughGirl101 said...

you know, your searches really are creeping me out. Thankfully, you are funny. But I think the search is gonna get you in trouble with the authorities. fight the man!

Patrice said...

LOL! This is too funny... that's a pretty creepy search history, though! Don't worry I won't tell the FBI!

NucMEd is Hot said...

I was entirely too stupid to figure out that was a link, but I have now gotten with the program, and you are funny.

When the black coats come take you to a mystery prison, try and let me know, I'll send care packages!

Micky-T said...

A pink gun..iddnat sweet!

Silicone Alley said...

I think the same damn thing about the FBI. I wonder if they trace all my searches and will one day charge me for child porn bc of the pics I've posted on Miley Cyrus.

just a girl... said...

Wow thanks for the comments. Where were you guys yesterday. JESUS. JK morning guys

Meg said...

OK. OK. I clicked for you today AND two days ago. Will you now return the favor for a fellow Wilco fan (and alliteration enthusiast)?

The Acorn King said...

I'd go with lazy, I'm currently watching water polo because I can't find my remote control.

damon said...

A pink gun.
Hmmm.
Stylish, trendy, and apparently veeeeeeerry effective.

just a girl... said...

Guys don't get all pink crazy on me. I don't own the damn gun

hellesbelles86 said...

Umb I've been wandering through your blog and when this page loaded I literally laughed out loud and said (again out loud) "I have that gun" No I'm not crazy or anything, I just like to shoot and my husband bought me that pink kids rifle last year as a gift. LMAO!