8.01.2008

I buy you fly



For anyone interested: tomorrow I am going to win the lottery. I know this is pretty egotistical of me but its the freaking truth. 

I am going to win the lottery, and do everything on my "ten things before I die list".

Here's the deal. I will buy a lottery ticket for tomorrow's lottery (estimated 21 freaking million) with everyone else's numbers. 

No I don't want the crappy six numbers you have played every day for a year. I just want you to give me one number. I will by as many lottery tickets as I have numbers. ie, 6 people= 1 lottery ticket.

This blog will be your proof and you will get a fair share of the earnings. It's Friday lets see what happens. I will be purchasing these at 5:00 pm Texas Time, August 2nd 2008!

Side Note: I am a bad-ass poker player with great karma and luckier than a leprechaun.

25 comments:

Learn To Park said...

OK, I'm in. 37.

I either want monetary compensation or a happy ending massage from Angelina Jolie.

Not that I find her attractive. I just think her touching my junk will bring her down a notch or two.

Anonymous said...

I'm in sweetheart.

try 53

Signed
IDAMOMB

Caleal said...

11

Ken said...

33, Thats how old Jesus was when he was last on this earth.

Tracie said...

Lucker than a lepa... (I don't know how to spell past that, and frankly, I don't even know if that far was right) Either way, that's pretty lucky

My number is 78.

Link you in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... Poof it was a little early! ha ha...
I'm "merding" it up today!

Ken said...

Oh crap I forgot your in Texas! every thing is backwards there so switch my numbers around!

Tracie said...

ps... I ment "NERDing"... not "merding" ... ?

tracie said...

ha ha to ken... ;)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

2.

NO WAIT!

Is it too late to change?

I want to pick 16.

Ry said...

If it's not too late, I choose 2. Good luck!

Music Monkey said...

brilliant.

I'd like to choose the number 15.

If it's the only number that doesn't get drawn then I'd like to apologise now. But hubby and I are not great at the lottery!

Ron said...

Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for visited my blog earlier!

Hey listen, I know I'm new here...but can I play too?

I'll add 55.

Ok...let me know if you win, cause I need a new car!

just a girl... said...

learn to park- you make my day daily. Is that a sentence.

Mom-I Love You

Caleal-Welcome

Ken- 33 is how old I was last year lol

Tracie-78 is too high forgot to mention it stops at 54. Shit I will get in touch with you before tomorrow at 5.

Nanny- Not to late at all, 16 it is

Ry- Thank God you picked 2, not having 2 in there was starting to make me think it was jinxed before it started. Anal I know.

Music Monkey- Got it

Ron-Never to late but number is too high. Sent you an email.

So far two tickets WOOFREAKINGHOO!! I am excited.

RPM said...

6 is my lucky number but I tell everyone it's 8.

Cazzie!!! said...

Am I too late? 16 is my best number..you go girl :)

Real Live Lesbian said...

I've always been partial to *8*

shaped all sexy like a curvy girl!

If you disappear like say, tomorrow...we are ALL hunting your ass DOWN!

Good luck!

Ro said...

Well, the best of luck to you.

I'm just glad you don't live over in the UK because then, I'm afraid, you would have been doomed to failure. Why? Because I've already decided it's my turn to win the lottery jackpot here :)

ErinSlick said...

I love your optimism. Sorry I missed the numbers game. I won't tell you my number in case it's drawn. But I'm pulling for ya!

craig andrew said...

Hello JAG, the pleasure is mine. My number is 30, but I don't fly... especially if I were rich. If I were rich then people would have to wait for my butt as I lolly-gagged my way around with casual style. I think I would buy my own train car.

Have a nice day C:)

Denney Crane said...

I'm sure you won since I didn't participate...

Now charter a plane, rent a floor at Caesar's and let's go party...

Linda said...

Hi there! Stopped by to say thank you for the lovely comment on my blog when what do I stumble upon but the opportunity to become rich! Woohoo! How could I possibly pass up on such an opportunity? I can't!

I have always been partial to the number "27" for some unknown reason so I would like to throw that number into the mix. Also, if you find yourself needing another number to fill out a ticket may I suggest the number "9" - also a personal favorite!

Good luck and I'm sure you would make a fantastic millionaire!

Marilyn said...

4

Mik said...

Don't forget 44

Ken said...

You have some of the best readers I have seen yet ! Your blog is going to get big real fast so hold on!!

Tracie said...

oh... I suck... oklahoma goes to 99... I think... It's been a while...