The one thing I love to do in the fall besides poker, sushi and sex (yes in that order) is Football. August 30th is the date my friends, Longhorn Football. Yes I am a simple Texan, but I live for this shit! I want to chug beer and slap assess. I want to loose my voice and sport hot Texas T-shirts. Bring it, I am ready! Sorry I am excited, maybe a little too excited right nemesing one.
On to bigger and better things. Why is it that men don't complain about a women spending $75 on a brazilian, yet they bitch about spending $25 on a hair cut. I know the obvious but its still ridiculous. Metrosexual much. Men need to get there hair styled not cut! My 13 year old is starting school in 3 weeks and I actually had this argument with my X and my stepdad. I think $50 to $65 for a HAIRSTYLE is reasonable. Tell me I am wrong, I dare you!
Psycho thought of the day: I realized while sweeping tonight, that sweeping is probably one of the main causes for lack of sex in a relationship. When a women sweeps the floor, it pure fury. Forget about all the times she said get a napkin, or hey asshole don't wipe the counter crap onto the floor. With every crumb I swept tonight I heard the little guy on my shoulder say "Yeah that fucker is making this real easy isn't he". Then on my other shoulder (you know the guy in white) he was saying "Use the broom, take the bitch out". Seriously I am glad I got this out, thanks for that.
Side Note: I really love my side notes. My Tylenol Party awaits me, Night.
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I'm seeing "signs" everywhere that I need to get a hairCUT. lol Well actually just a trim. And I think it's funny that a guy can get a hairCUT for about $15 but a TRIM will probably cost me $25. It's bullshit.
uh oh... she's a fan of texas... uh oh.
That's why I don't sweep.
*sits in piles of crumbs*
Preseason football started last night... I now feel complete.
Well, I can't believe you are a football fan!!. I live for it. I have not seen if the best team in the U.S.A. (the Ducks) plays your cow girls this year...(oh I know it's on now huh). good! lol
College football is the king!
I'm a graduate of the Univ. of Arkansas so they are my #1.
But, I lived in San Antonio for a while (and wish I still did) and the Longhorns are my #2 team.
I pay $8 for a haircut. LOL ;-)
Wait! You 13 year old son is getting a Brazillian? Oh ... sorry ... I re-read that ... it's your step-dad getting the Brazillian.
Isn't there a cut for $30?
Cause for male cuts...isn't it a bit pricey?
I get the girl ones for $70
Please, forgive me now for anything I may do or say in the future that pisses you off...
Thank you!
10$ is to much for a haircut
man I am telling you, I might have to start a comment blog. You guys crack me the hell up.
My daughter's haircut and color is $165 every 6-8 weeks. Her dad pays for it, cuz otherwise, she'd get whatever it costs at Great Clips. No way am I paying more for her hair than I do for mine. ($12 for a hair dye kit I do myself.)
I am an Ohio State fan by marriage. Don't really have a college team otherwise.
no sex with longhorns...
My girl spends over $100 each time at the girl hair place... I say nothing...
Helmey you are a smart man, and not because you don't screw longhorns.
Glad to see another lady who isn't afarid to celebrate the upcoming season!!!
Go Big Red (No, Not OU)
Love the Brazilian! Instant Wood!
I cant WAIT for College Football...I'm starting off the season Going to Cal to see my visiting Spartans play. Kapooow!
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