I never really understood beavis and buthead. Actually understood is an understatement, I hate that show. But after living with X for 3 years, and having a son whose 13 now, I can somewhat relate. Men are retarded. The whole ouch, ouch thing was never funny before. But this weekend X took a bite of son's noodles and while he was holding the bowl of noodle freaking soup, the idiot said like 5 times. Man this is hot, next he takes a bite, burns the back of his throat, then acts shocked that he just burned himself. Jesus, DUH. I don't care about X's throat. I do care about my perfect sweet 13 year old mini-man. Who proceeded to do the exact same thing. And yes acts shocked that he get burned too.
I have decided that I've been blogging enough days now, to list my 3 pet peeves about blogs.
1. ads- I know at some point I will put ad's on (I guess). But I think more then 10 ads on a blog is freaking insanity. It actually makes my eyes feel like they are at a casino. Last I checked there were no eye casinos so thats not very good.
2.Long Ass Blogs- I don't mean your Monday blog, or your story blogs so chill the hell out. I am talking about those people who only post twice a week and when they do. They want to tell you everything, I don't mind scrolling its pretty simple to do. But if your one blog goes to the end of one page. WOW. cant't do it.
3. Word Verification- I think this one is funny. One of the first comments on my blog was to remove my word verification. At the time I thought the guy was pretty serious so I removed it. Now I know better, its there for spam. But word verification does make me feel like I am old and retarded. I can't see the damn letters, so everytime my eyes are about half an inch from the screen. Then when I do type the number in that box, 9 times out of 10 I have to redo. Hence the fact that I am Retarded. If anyone knows how to add the word thing, that actually says words please let me know.
Saturday at the bar a guy sat down next to me and said. "Hey Mama, you want some of this?" I replied "Hell no, and buddy you lost me at Mama!"
If someone gave you an off the wall one liner this weekend, please share it.
Side Note: Don't ever do a search for "EYE" under yahoo images. I did this morning, and I am now pretty much scarred for life.
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I don't mind ads so much as long as they aren't flashing or making noise. And they're still better than a Pay Pal button begging for "donations."
The longer the blog post, the fewer the comments. It's a proven fact.
Word verification is so very annoying. It's especially annoying on blogs that I know get low traffic and aren't going to get much if any spam. I've never had word verification on and I've only had maybe 4 or 5 spam comments in 2.5 years.
Want some of what? hahaha ;-)
Just a Girl - Love Love Love your blog. I was pretty much entertained by your witty humor as I read all of it yesterday.
"Hey sweetie. Did it hurt?" And you respond "Did What Hurt?" and I say "When you fell from Heaven." Would that one work for you?
The only line I heard this weekend was "paper or plastic?"
Oh please please PLEASE don't revert to adds on your blog. Really, I don't think anyone ACTUALLY makes any money from it!
And I'm sooo with you on word verif, I can barely do it sober, let alone after a couple of vodkas!
Just read a couple of your posts, LOVE your sense of humour! I'll definitely be back!
This was said to a friend of mine -
Guy walked up to her, handed her a condom and said "well done, you've pulled"
My friend replied "thanks very much, I'll save this for someone good looking"
"If you had hair.... You'd be Hot!"
Didn't feel like a compliment :/
I live in LA so that probably explains this one; a cute guys starts chatting me up, finally we get around to "so, what do you do?" and he says "I'm a gigolo, but I'd do you for free!" I was just shocked into silence, luckily I had a friend there cock blocking.
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