My cats are lazy bastards!
My X is pissing me off more and more daily. He broke up with me, yet the other night he says to me do you think we can afford this break-up. Yea I think we can afford this break-up, and you need to get the fuck out.
I think its weird that we call our toes, toes. I mean what do we have, a toe and then 4 little toes. It doesn't make any sense. I mean we don't call our finger's thumbs! Anyhow my third TOE is bloody and I don't know how or why.
Do Hangovers really improve you vision? Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about, because you do.
Nutri-grain blueberry waffles have a crazy ass waxy taste to them. Definitely should not have bought them.
Hey Fucker, I still don't like Ramen. I still think it stinks. I know I am just a BJ(bitter and jaded) bitch, and its probably unreasonable for me to expect you to know that after 3 YEARS!
I know man-overboard is married and all, but I think I am in love with him. Okay maybe just in love with his blog. His barbie post had me freaking cracking up just about all day yesterday.
I freaking love flip flops I wear them year round. This is probably why my toe is bloody.
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Dammit, is THAT why my eyesights improved since I left my husband 4 years ago and started drinking heavily????
It's been getting blurry again recently... better start having more hangovers, saving on having to buy glasses.
O M G!.Are we having a bad day or what?. half of those question she of been put on my blog I would of loved to tackle them. But nun the less I loved this post!
And just so you know the time for giving a name to my bike has past now you get to pick from those who are not so slow.
If hangovers improved eyesight I'd have 20/20 vision.
Dang, there's a country song in there somewhere.
When I die I am coming back as a cat. Laziness rules!
Another great post.
I cant answer that hangover question because i dont stop drinking long enough to get a hangover
You're funny.
trixie-it really does work at least for blind people like me.
Ken-I keep forgetting that you have the question blog. Note to self ask on Ken's blog.
rpm-I think Hank should sing it.
music monkey- I think I was a cat and then came back as a human.
dan da man- Safreakinglu
Heather- I do hear that from time to time. Thanks
Love ya right back :)
I enjoy your free flowing consciousness and view of the world.
Most interesting questions. Not to toot my own horn, but I have a theory on "where the socks go when they disappear from the dryer" and "where bellybutton lint comes from".
Thanks for visiting my blog. I just had to come over and check you out. Well, you have a nice place here, I feel pretty comfortable. Mind if I visit more often. You got beer?
About the toes. At the front of my foot I have the little piggy that went to the market, the piggy that stayed home, then there's the one that had roast beef and let's not forget the poor piggy that had none ... hmmmm the last one, if I can recall had to do wee-wee or something like that. Their twins live on my other foot.
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