So I have decided to plan my funeral. Not only do I want to plan my funeral I think I am going to become a pre-before you should be planning-funeral planer. I know, say that 10 times fast. I win! Now before you start freaking out, I am fine. I am not in "swallow a bottle of pills, emo mode".
People spend so much money on there weddings, birthdays etc. I want to offer the same service for funerals. I think they are so sad, and I dont want mine to turn out to be some scene out of a bad movie. I don't want my funeral at a church and I don't want my body there(creepy) and I dont want to hear freaking AMAZING GRACE! I want MY words to be said to my family. I want to make my own freaking memory board, and I want to give a gift to all the people that are there. Yes I know stealing the bridesmaid idea, get over it. I want people to leave that day knowing that I am fine and knowing the things I wanted to say at a time when I knew what I was thinking and doing.
So bottom line I am back! My grandmother was in the hospital for a few days but now she is doing great. I have fun stories to tell of the hospital and am looking forward to resuming my affair with my blog.
Side Note: I can't wait to catch up with all your blogs.
Side Note 2: Don't even think about stealing my funeral idea, I have now officially called c with a circle around it. LOL.
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Really that is a good idea, the Funeral Planner. Could make for some good TV (maybe on lifetime?)
I can just see all the ways people would want to express themselves at the time of their death in front of a lot of people.
That is definitely strange. bags under everyone's seats with a "magic decoder" ring inside?!?!?!?
Welcome back.. btw.
Glad you're back. I don't even want to go to a funeral home when I die. I've made this known to family and friends. They need to drink some beer, build a big fire, and throw me on.
I kinda liked Hunter S. Thompson's funeral. I might steal that bit.
Oh yeah, welcome back.
Glad your Granny is OK.
That is a really great idea. Although creepy. LOL
I here you this is how I want my funeral to go
Everyone is standing over my body saying cool stuff about me and then wave good bye as the garbage truck takes me away
Funeral planner, huh? My husband's uncle planned his funeral more than 12 years ago, and even updated music as new songs came out that he liked. Crazy huh? But it sure was helpful when he died unexpectedly.
AHHH life is good again, the shakes have gone I'm getting sleepy and i sent my Mommy back home!
Welcome back JAG!
I like your funeral plans. I'm thinking of having an open bar for mine. No funeral service, just booze. :)
I want a rockband playing at my funeral. tehe.
But yours sounds way more fun.
The funeral planning idea is a really good one ... people will be dying to take advantage of your services.
Joe took my line..you know the dying to take advantage of your service! lol
I think it is a great idea. Go ahead and put that circle around that c!
...and then you could have your own reality show. I can see it now...The Corpse Whisperer.
I have said for years I want a party not a funeral. My parents droppped big money on my wedding and the sham only lasted three years, death is forever, I say have fun with it.
A funeral planner...
You gonna give me a free one?
Being such a good friend and all, ya know...
I hate to break it to you, but there is already a website where you can pre-plan your own funeral... https://www.mywonderfullife.com/
I have something for you on my blog.
This is what I absolutely love about you. In the depths of some of the toughest times in our life, I can always count on your sense of humor, love and grace.
Keep it up, Life is too short for bullshit!!!!
Signed,
idamomb, JAM, MOM, XOXOXO
This is what I absolutely love about you. In the depths of some of the toughest times in our life, I can always count on your sense of humor, love and grace.
Keep it up, Life is too short for bullshit!!!!
Signed,
idamomb, JAM, MOM, XOXOXO
sorry,
I am as inpatient as you and have now double posted. the same post and then triple posted to let you know I am sorry.
I beat Ken's record.
LOL (lots of love)
JAM
g-man - be careful it sounds to me like you are flirting,
orion-I love that idea, not even kidding. I am now looking for hello kitty rings.
leslie- ditto
rpm- thanks now i have to go find that freaking funeral info
tiffany- loyality is a virture ( i dont know)
dan - I actually believe you.
danielle- thanks for confirming I am not crazy.
ken- jesus you crack me up
chat- at mind they will pass around a bottle of jim beam
toughgirl- which one
joe- can you say cheezy, but I love it
dawn- dawn meet joe, joe meet dawn
nanny- i am now calling c with a circle around it because that actually isnt a bad idea at all.
nucmed- that is really deep and a little creepy.
slick- I dont know if I can start with you, can you say ease in. that sounded dirty
crazylady- thanks for bursting my bubble
idamomb- hahaha you beat ken, you beat ken! I love you and yes I cried when I read your comments. I love you so much and life is too short for bullshit!!!!!
side note: mom that is the first time you ever put me and grace in the same sentence, I think I like it.
I ain't plannin my own funeral.....but I am plannin to get laid tonight!
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