8.20.2008

Would you think I was weird.......


if I told you I can't stop thinking about ripping out the neighbors dogs throat. Wish I could say I am joking here, but I am sooooooo not. If this fucker barks one more time I am pretty sure I am going to crawl over there on my hands and knees and get into a freaking bark off with that bastard. He is driving me freaking crazy.

Side Note: Cracking myself up as always. For the dumb people that is a bark collar. But I can only imagine what newbies must think when they click my blog today. Bondage much, lmao.

8 comments:

RP said...

haha- I love your evilness :D
the sissys who go "omgomgomg is she serious" should go back to their carton castle & imaginary friends

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain. Our really nice neighbors stupid dogS bark at fricken EVERYTHING! And then when they get out the boy dog pisses on my plant pot in our yard! Hate him.

Dan da Man said...

My neighbors dog used to bark a ton but then a little late night surgery and now no more barks



I did not I repeat did not take out that dog’s voice box...... ok maybe I did


"Bondage much, lmao." Thanks for crushing my fantasy lol

Ken Duck Geraths said...

What you think only newbies had that go through there head...RIGHT!

KA said...

Aww leave the pup alone, he just wants to be looooved!

Actually, if you have a well-adjusted dog, that doesnt really "need" anything, they usually dont bark as much. So blame the owners

NucMEd is Hot said...

The two together do make a nice visual.

Good luck with the dog!

Practically Joe said...

Bondage? No. I thought you may be under house arrest wearing an ankle bracelet.

Hardt in the City said...

If it makes you feel better Im ready to get a BB Gun for my neighbor who plays racketball everymorning at 7am right below my balcony!